You’ve been given the superpower to change one law of nature. How do you use it?

If I could change one thing I’d change the Principle of Causality.

That one has always irritated me.

Cause and effect- what a couple of biatches they are.

That’s the way the Universe wags its bony finger under your nose and says cause must always precede its effect.

ALWAYS AND JUST BECAUSE.

What if it didn’t?

Can you imagine the mess time and space would be in?

Rules say this would happen throughout the entire Universe.

So in a galaxy far, far away a there would be entire races of creatures cursing my name because I just turned the Universe upside down for a laugh.

On the other hand, the only person who would have a bigger laugh than me would be the fool who gave me this power.

Ha.

I just saw my name get crossed off the Shit List and somebody else’s name just got put in its place.

So go ahead, give me the power I’ll use it until the Universe screams uncle or my Mom tell me to cut it out already.

I’d rein it in.

Really.

You know, eventually.