Fun Times In Coronaville

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Now that there are not so many people around, I had no idea that there was so much space-plus the air smells better.

I went to the grocery store last night.

There were about six guys standing in front of the cooler where the beer is kept.

The six guys were having this deep conversation about the quality and cost of the beer- and then I realized what they were doing was figuring out how much each of them needed to get drunk and maybe a couple of more for after they sobered up.

Then they made their choice and grabbed a few cases.

So it took me a few minutes to realize they were doing the math because they didn’t want to hoard the beer and were only going to buy enough to get bombed on.

Seriously.

They wanted to leave enough for other people to get wasted.

Sometimes humanity brings a tear to my eye and sometimes humanity makes me wish that the cockroaches would step it up and take over the world already.

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3 thoughts on “Fun Times In Coronaville

  1. My mayor declared yesterday that it is okay for restaurants to deliver alcohol too during the crises (I never knew they couldn’t). I know people who are having virtual happy hours every evening during the lockdown. By the time this is over a bunch of people are going to seriously need to start going to 12 step programs.

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