RDP Tuesday: WEEK

When this week is over and Halloween is gone for another year

what will I do  with myself?

What holidays or seasons besides winter and fall are there really  left for me to enjoy?

Christmas?

I hate Christmas. I am notorious for buying stupid presents that no one likes and I’m a rotten cook so I can’t even do that right. Plus if I have to hear yet another lecture about the meaning of Christmas one more time, I am going to develop a nervous tick because-

I HAVE GOOGLE DAMN IT, I CAN LOOK IT UP MYSELF.

Freaking Valentine’s day- which in my opinion is Halloween for Wussies

Easter? I’m not a  fan of Zombie stories or movies so hard pass.

Summer? Well, I do think it’s funny to watch my friends bathe in hours of sunlight and literally tan and mummify their skin right in front of my eyes, but that just makes me nostalgic for Halloween.

Plus when people talk about how cold it is at the start of Summer, I want to drive them out into the middle of Death Valley, kick them to the curb and I guarantee you, they will never bitch about 75 degrees not being ‘ hot enough’ ever again and how cold they are.

On one hand I am really looking forward to this week, because it’s been fun.

I’ve done more Halloween posts on my blog and I’ve been happy with it as a whole for the first time in years.

But at the end of the week, when Sunday rolls around Christmas will be upon us – like it or not.

I know the drill,  I will have to play along or be left out and given what the world is like right now, being left out isn’t such a great place to be.

One week.

The last week.

Until Halloween.

And then what?