Demonic Kleenex Ads

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Clyfford Still

” Do you think this is creepy? ” my friend said in an email with a link to this commercial for Kleenex from Japan.

Uh.

Probably not I thought before I skipped over the link.

But then I hit play anyway-

just like they do in the movies:

There’s an Urban Legend surrounding this commercial- all the way from the entire crew  is dead and that the actress committed suicide ( not true ) to the story that the baby is a demon ( who knows- evil chuckle ) and to top it off there’s story that the commercial was pulled by public demand because people found it and the weird way the song has been recorded to creepy.

You know, I wish this was the story hitting social media here in the states instead of Creepy Clown hysteria- .

In my mind the scariest things are the things that we ALMOST feel and that we ALMOST hear or see from the corner of our eye.

Just something for you to think about when you try to get to sleep tonight and your nose starts to run

and you reach for that Kleenex.

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Death By Creepy Clown

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They’re shutting down schools and people are talking about how it could be considered justifiable homicide if you kill somebody dressed up as a creepy clown.

Creepy Clowns- that’s what people are afraid of- stupid freaky creepy clowns.

What the Hell people?

This is what I’m seeing on line- its so bad I can’t read anymore on the subject:

From Orem Police FB Page:
Here’s seven words we never thought we’d be saying…..”Let’s have a serious talk about clowns”.

” If I see a creepy clown near my kid I’m going to shoot first and ask questions later.”

” I heard a creepy clown was near my kids school and it was carrying a sword.”

” If I see a creepy clown, I’m gonna kick it’s ass.”

LALALA

Do you know what I’m afraid of?

I’m afraid of spontaneous human combustion and being run over by a garbage truck.

That covers it.

I wish I was scared off creepy clowns- but I’m not. If I’m going to meet my maker I guess it would be sort of chuckalicious  to be chased to my death by a guy in big floppy shoes who is covered in a ton of makeup and is the only other creature in the entire Universe with less fashion sense then me.

I guess that what bothers me the most is that there was a meeting of the minds somewhere  and  it was decided that the next big urban myth born of social media was going to be:

Creepy Clowns.

Oh Humanity, I weep at your lack of imagination and  creativity.

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Creepy Clowns are in the News and Stephen King just told people to chill out- STEPHEN KING just told people to get a grip.

Go ahead absorb it, I’ll wait.

 

The Wave of Evil Clown Sightings Is Nothing to Worry About. It Happens Every Few Years!

Creepy Clown Hoaxes Lead to 12 Arrests in Multiple States

The creepy clown crisis: White House defers to FBI. Stephen King hits ‘hysteria’.

Screaming Pumpkins

There’s something about a smooth, dark organge and skull sized pumpkin that say’s  ” Halloween. “

And other pumpkins just scream:

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Photo A.M. Moscoso

Photo A.M. Moscoso

Photo A.M. Moscoso

Photo A.M. Moscoso

These pictures are a few years old and I mention that for one reason.

I found these pumpkins in the Pumpkin Pile at my local grocery store- they were mixed in with regular looking Pumpkins.

People saw them in there and they were afraid to touch them- which was a relief to me because I got the best ones of the lot.

Sad to say, I haven’t seen these at my store since that year.

Some pumpkins have warts, but none looked like mutant pumpkins stolen by  the light of a blood red moon from a town that doesn’t show up on maps and populated by people who only roam the roadways that surround this nameless town by night.

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I hope your pumpkin hunting and pumpkin carving adventure is bone chillingly delicious

and

I hope your Pumpkins scream Halloween.

I know mine will.

amm

Halloween Fun From My Bones To Yours!

Looking to have some Halloween Fun in October with your trusty blog?

Give the Horrordailies a Try!

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I’ve been participating in The Holdailies for a few years now and this is my first run at the Horrordailies.

This isn’t a cookie cutter  Holiday challange- the writers and artists who particpate bring all kinds of stories, voices, ideas to the Dailies- it’s  a very inspiring group to be in.

Here’s some info from their site:

Welcome to the 2nd annual Horrordailies, a free community blogging project where all participants commit to writing and sharing horror-related topics on their blogs every day. Participants can write about horror-related topics, post reviews of horror movies, classic horror movie posters, post original horror fiction, and more.

If you want to join us, all you need is a blog — hosted on your own domain or by sites such as WordPress, Blogger, LiveJournal or Tumblr — and the time/desire to create one new thing a day and share website content with us for a month.

As a participant, you can write or post your own photos/audio/video about whatever you like on your existing website, then post the link here on the Thingadailies portal. The newest entries display first.

Horrordailies is one of several monthly blogging projects hosted by Holidailies.

Registar HERE

Horrordailies on FACEBOOK

Horrordailies Run from October 1st to October 31st.

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Hope to see you there!

AMM