Mine Smell Like Posies

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RDP Thursday – FLATUS

I learned some interesting things when I looked up the definition for Flatus ( today’s RDP prompt )

I learned that a fart can kill you. Well maybe not murder you outright but holding it in can seriously mess you up.

People have googled ‘Can you get coronavirus from a fart ” and I want to know one thing….what the hell? How did this even become a question?

And

Boys don’t fart more then girls- which is bull because I raised three boys and they are Fart factories. I don’t care what science or Google say. It’s also a fact that girl farts smell like posies. I can say that because when girls fart we say so and given that guys seem to like Farts so much they agree. Also, they seem to enjoy it when we toot them out and pretty much give you a standing ovation-

Especially if it’s loud.

People write poems about Farts- but they stink. So I’m not posting them here.

Now here is a song that comes as close to explaining gas in the human body- actually it’s about bacteria but I love this song so I’m going to post it.

Wouldn’t want to hold it- doing that kind of thing can really hurt you.

It’s science look it up Here

7 thoughts on “Mine Smell Like Posies”

  2. Reflections of an Untidy Mind – Tracy lives in Australia. She is passionate about the environment, her family and her dogs. She is a Type 1 diabetic of nearly 50 years. In her spare time, which is hardly ever, she is a mosaic artist. She is interested in what makes people tick and why they do the things they do. Her blogs will encompass important social and environmental issues, plus more mundane subjects like her experiences in dealing with a chronic medical condition and unruly dogs.
    Reflections of an Untidy Mind

    That was a question that originated in Australia. It was posed to the hosts of the podcast, “Coronacast”. It then went viral. Boom, boom.

    It does make sense. The dying part. Perhaps that is why the medics get so anxious when one can’t fart after abdominal surgery. As for the smell, perhaps that’s too much information, lol.

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  3. lifelessons – My blog, which started out to be about overcoming grief, quickly grew into a blog about celebrating life. I post daily: poems, photographs, essays or stories. I've lived in countries all around the globe but have finally come to rest in Mexico, where I've lived since 2001. My books may be found on Amazon in Kindle and print format, my art in local Ajijic galleries. Hope to see you at my blog.
    lifelessons

    Would you believe I know this song and sang along? i must admit I’d never heard the last couple of verses, but did get to nearly the end. Now my question is am I going to be able to forget it again?

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    • Nope. Once it works it’s way under your skin it dances with your bones forever…ENJOY BWAHAHAHAHA

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      • lifelessons – My blog, which started out to be about overcoming grief, quickly grew into a blog about celebrating life. I post daily: poems, photographs, essays or stories. I've lived in countries all around the globe but have finally come to rest in Mexico, where I've lived since 2001. My books may be found on Amazon in Kindle and print format, my art in local Ajijic galleries. Hope to see you at my blog.
        lifelessons

        WHAT A DIABOLICAL PLOT!! DO YOU KNOW THE SONG, “IF YOU WEREN’T DUTCH?” I COULD RETALIATE.

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