The tradition in mah neck  of the woods is fer Ma an Pa to pack up the young-uns into their over priced Bro Dozers and head off to their Mothership- other wise known as Walmart- where they kick off the Christmas season by participating in a ritual called ” Black Friday. “

I truly and with all my heart hate the neck of the woods I moved to- moving here was one of the biggest mistakes of my life- and I hate the stupid traditions they celebrate.

So I am going to stay in with my dog and watch ghost movies until my eyes bleed because I’d rather have bloody eyeballs then to ‘celebrate’ a Black Friday that does not involve me spending time with people like Macbeth’s Three Witches: