
I only give Christmas gifts to my dog, Hamish and my Granddaughter Jemma.
Everyone else gets gift cards.
I used to buy presents until I found out most of the gifts I gave sucked so bad and so hard that they were never even re gifted.
That included the ones I made, or baked or spent hours shopping for.
I always- without exception- got the gift thing wrong
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME.
So now when people start doing the ‘ ho ho ho and what do you want for Christmas thing, I say ‘to be taller and blond’.
I actually mean that.
I am happy to report that most of the people who told me my gifts were meaningless and stupid are no longer in my life, which I suppose is a gift in itself.
One that I can honestly say I cherish.

Photo By Anita Moscoso
Upside Down House
Dells, Wisconsin
October 2024