The Caretaker’s Cottage

Halloween Prompt #1 RING

There’s an abandoned caretaker’s cottage on the very edge of Gordon Wood and it is covered in moss and ivy.

Part of the roof gave away and the rain and snow get in and sometimes the sunlight does too.

Nobody lives there and it’s hard to imagine any ever did. The Caretaker’s Cottage looks like a tomb.

I walk my dog near the Caretaker’s Cottage but I never looked through the doorway, I have never peaked through the windows when I hear a phone ringing from inside of the Caretaker’s Cottage.

Sometimes the phone stops ringing and I can hear someone whisper, as if they are afraid someone might hear them, ” Yes, yes come as quick as you can. I think someone is outside. Please hurry. Wait. Wait. She’s out there again, with her dog. Please hurry. ”

I pull on my dog’s leash and we run as fast as we can out of the wood and up to the road without looking back.

But we always go back, sometimes a day later, sometimes a month. But we always go back.

We can’t help it. We always go back. We just can’t help it.

The House on Alderwood Street

RDP Wednesday: DIVE

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Poppy and her sister Cleo stood in front of their old family house on Alderwood Street and Poppy was speechless.

” I thought you said it was run down, ” Poppy sputtered, ” I thought you said it was a dive.”

” Well – ”

” It a shell, it’s absolutely in ruins! I wouldn’t haunt this place if  I was a chain rattling,  sheet wearing ghost. ” Poppy cried. She dropped to the ground, pulled her knees up to her chest and sobbed.

” Get up Poppy. A woman of your age on the ground sobbing like a baby. Honestly. It’s not dignified. ”

” I thought someone would take care of it, I thought arrangements were made. ”

Cleo looked down at her sister. She sighed and then took a seat next to her. She could feel the damp from rotting leaves soaking into her backside.

” You can’t expect anyone to have wanted to do that, nobody wants anything to do with a house where the entire family was murdered in their beds by an ax wielding maniac. ”

” But Cleo- ”

” Face it Poppy, no matter what state it’s in,  this is our home and this is where our hearts are. ”

Cleo stood up and held her hand out to her sister.  She thought about the  eight hearts that their killer had taken from their family and buried in the side  yard after he had made himself lunch and  cut himself a slice of the apple pie their Mother had made the day before.

” It’s a death trap. ” Poppy said sadly.

“Yes it is Poppy, it certainly is. ”

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Darcy Doyle

Halloween Prompt 2018 # 26

Darcy Doyle does not like chocolate Darcy Doyle loves chocolate without reservation.

He loves dark chocolate and milk chocolate and hot chocolate. He loves chocolate covered cherries and straweberies, he even loves chocolate covered crickets, grasshoppers and  chocolate covered mealworms.

If it’s dipped in chocolate Darcy will gobble it with his eyes closed and in those moments he sighs like a lover getting that long waited for sweet and slow kiss at last.

Sometimes he doesn’t even bother to chew his chocolate. He just cruches it up and  and sighs as those swee little bites slide down his throat.

I suppose that Darcy’s love and appreciation of chocolate started with his parents.

Darcy’s Mom and Dad were famous Chocolatiers.

Their bon bons and truffles were displayed on jewel  encrusted Étagères:  and  their chocolate sculptures that could turn ( as their famous Chocolate  Ferris Wheel did ) and spin ( like the chocolate ballerinas dancing on a lake  ) and of course most famous of all were their Valentine Hearts graced the tables at some of the finest and lavish parties to take place in Seattle.

Hanging from a Valentine tree were lchocolate hearts that beat when you pushed a switch at the base of the tree.

Some people enjoyed seeing  pulsating chocolate hearts and others wouldn’t have put one of those  hearts into their mouths if their lives depended on it.

Darcy loved watching his parents mold and sculpt the lchocolate hearts.

He loved to eat them too.

They were very sweet.

After his parents passed away ( together in a car crash) Darcy went into their kitchen at their  chocolate shoppe ( it was just before Halloween ) and he opened drawers and cabinets without any real sense of purpose.

He found his Mom’s sketch book in a drawer next to the pantry door and he smiled.

He picked it up and leafed through the drawings until he came to the Chocolate Hearts.

He wondered how they made them beat. Like most people he thought the hearts didn’t move, the branches on the tree did and gave the illusion that the hearts were beating.

He flipped to the pages with the hearts and he read the instructions over and over again.

” I’ll be. ” Darcy said  ” I’ll be damned. So that’s how they did it. ”

He closed the book and set it down on the counter and then Darcy decided he should think about getting help to pack the kitchen up. He didn’t know what to keep or what to get rid of. He only knew what tasted good.

Darcy took his phone out of his pocket. He opened it, made some notes. He closed it, put it in his back pocket and he grabbed the cookbook with his mother’s name written in fancy  gold leaf on the cover:

“Property of Mary S. Frankenstein ” it read.

 

 

Shape Up

WP PROMPT: What are five simple exercises to do at home?

Skeleton, Vincent van Gogh, 1886. Source: Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam

I’m the last person to give advice about exercises- simple or otherwise.

HOWEVER

Here are five signs your house might be haunted and it may need to be exorcised I say ‘may’ because some people don’t mind sharing their home with Ghoulies and Ghosties and Long-Leggedy Beasties.

You know.

Some of us.

Howard Pyle – The Haunted House (c.1904).

There’s a Distinct Smell, and You Can’t Find Its Source

The Temperature Changes Abruptly.

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 Your Electronics Are Always on the Verge of Dying

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There Are Mysterious Noises

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You Regularly Feel a Weird Sensation on the Back of Your Neck.

Self-Portrait with Death Playing the Fiddle
Arnold Böcklin1872