The Mob I mean Book Club

A bookshelf in the abbey of waldsassen in Bavaria,Germany. This library was built in the rococo architectural style between 1824-26

I was managing a bookstore the year that Oprah Winfrey started her book club.

All of the sudden we had Oprah fans flooding into our stores the minute she announced her pick, and for the most part we were able to fill the orders.

But then Oprah’s club took on epic proportions and everyone from the publishers to the carriers to the sellers had to adjust- but hey that was our job.

What was NOT my job was to stand there and be told I was…that’s right me because I represented the company of course- an idiot for not realizing how IMPORTANT this book(s )were.

Why wasn’t it in stock in large quantities ALL of the time?

This book, as recommended by Oprah was the finest in literature…it was important. What kind of bookstore were we?

Then came the sticker shock because I think that a lot of Oprah fans had not purchased book for a very long time and $12.00 for a trade paperback was expensive. Some of Oprah’s fans even thought we were price gouging them.

It came to the point that when I heard a new Oprah pick was going to be announced, I took the next few days off so I wouldn’t have to be in the store when her fans showed up.

To this day I will argue that Oprah’s picks were just that. They were her picks. They tickled her fancy. They entertained her fans and made them feel like they were part of a  well informed club.

As Oprah’s picks rolled out,  I would look at those boxes and think those books were flying off the shelves because Oprah TOLD them to fly off the shelves and they did.

I know it was good that people were reading, because who knew that years later that books and the stores that sold them would become somewhat obsolete.

I just don’t think those books were exactly top shelf literature.

But don’t take my word for it.

I’m a Stephen King fan.

 

 

Taffy’s Ice Cream Shop

WP Prompt: Who are some underrated people in history?

She was walking out of an ice cream shop called Taffy’s at Fremont Mall. I saw her for a second, maybe two, As she walked by me   she looked up at me from her overstuffed waffle cone she smiled and that night  I was inspired to write a story about a serial killer-she was the killer.

Such quiet and brief encounters have filled works in  art galleries, libraries and concert halls since the beginning of our time.

Those people, these brief encounters have provided the spark that led to a creative fire in the imagination of writers and artists are most part nameless, forgotten

it’s a shame really.

The Bare Bones

Gertrude Abercrombie, Pink Carnations, 1939

One day

my brother and I were talking about the stuff we had accumulated over our lives.  In my case that would be my guitars, books, Halloween decorations, some artwork my collection of Pez Dispensers and my Gargoyle collection.

My Brother looked at me the way our Dad did when he caught me being a world class idiot and he said, ” you know, you should get rid of stuff that doesn’t really matter.

” Like what” I asked him. ” which of my treasures should I get rid of first?”

” Well. Those Pez things are junk and do you need all of those books? Be real,  you know that you CAN  happily exist without  a gargoyle collection. ”

I pictured myself in a coffin, wearing a dress I didn’t like, which would be ok because it’s dark in there.  I saw the pictured myself covered with dust and mold and I also  pictured my brother digging me up, prying open my coffin lid and looking down at me with that same look our Dad used to give me when he caught me being a world class idiot ( which was often ) and saying…

” Anita. Did you REALLY need to take this with you to your grave? REALLY?

“Yes,”I’d say as I worked open my rotting jaw to answer him.

Absolutely.

Yes”