I STILL Hate The Summer

Is Summer over yet?

Is it really just the beginning of Spring?

Will someone turn the Sunlight down so

I can rest in peace?

 

Ta-Daa!

Whenever the question pops up:

“What is the meaning of life?”

this comic comes to mind.

The Factory

An acquaintance of mine  used the phrase , ‘ awesome sauce ‘ so much and so often that one day I cracked and I was ready to drag her into an  awesome sauce factory  staffed by rotting zombies and drown her in a vat of noxious awesome sauce.

I know awesome sauce are just words, but some words take on a life of their own and roam the Earth long after they have died of natural causes or were murdered by careless tongues.

Choose your words carefully or risk that you too could end up in a vat of awesome sauce with my acquaintance.

Person wearing dark clothes and hoodie standing inside a graffiti-filled concrete tunnel with litter on the ground

The Best Trip EVER

Ancient treasure map showing cursed isle with Skull Rock, Blackwood Forest, The Cursed Hoard marked by an X, and various warnings

Sometimes in April, for sure by late May I begin my trip to Halloween.

I write stories, I take pictures at cemeteries, I even try to bake some Halloween treats and I buy my dog his costume.

I begin to day dream about autumn and winter and I start reading ghost stories from the Victorian Era because the writers then new their stuff!

When I start my journey to Halloween, I’m never sure where I will end up- will my blog be chocked full of cool stories and pictures? Will I find new music to love  years a round, read  a new book that sends chills down my spine,  maybe even  take in a great movie along the way?

The thing of it is, I’m never sure.

Sometimes I get a trick and sometimes I get a treat, but it’s always  great trip Halloween  no matter what happens along the way.

Old abandoned roadside diner at night with broken windows and rusty cars