So This Really Happened

For FOWC: ADVICE

Photographer Unknown

Gen X Kids used to do this thing where we would throw lawn darts straight up into the air and dodge out of the way at the last minute. Nobody I knew ever lost an eye, but a bunch of us that weren’t so swift of foot have little  round scars around our ears.

I also remember our parents would be sitting on the patio, watching us dodge lawn darts and shooting roman candles off into each other’s faces while they were chain smoking and not caring if they were going to end up in the Emergency Room with their kid at the end of the night .

I can honestly say- I feel sorry for the generations who came after us. They didn’t get to test their mortality, win and have a story to tell.

They have avatars do it all for them.

Here’s my advice go out and buy a set of Lawn Darts a pack of Roman Candles and do NOT follow the safety instructions because  living stupid is better then not living at all.

[Verse 1]
It was the third of July
And the weather was fine
Ed brought the hotdogs
The croquet set was mine
But the red ball was missing
And three mallets were bent
Ed suggested lawn darts
So to Kmart we went

We looked by the yard games
We looked by the grills
But we couldn’t find lawn darts
Come high water or hills
We talked to the salesclerk
But she started to cry
She said “They’re off the shelves now”
And she told us both why

[Chorus]
A kid was pegged
In the head
With a lawn dart
Her dad
Didn’t see her
That’s the worst part

It Was On A Friday Morning

WP Prompt: What was the best compliment you’ve received?

When I was in high school, I worked at a Mall.

Every Friday the Senior Centers and Retirement Homes in that area would bring the residents in the area  to the Mall in Vans so that they could walk around, shop and enjoy themselves in a nice, climate controlled environment  that smelled like caramel corn and coffee.

One day a very damper gentlemen in a nice suit and a fedora walked into my store and he stopped me as I walked up to the counter. He said to me in a deep cultured voice,

” Miss, you make that dress look magnificent.”

I have never felt as pretty or have received such a great compliment as that Friday morning and to be honest that’s okay because I don’t think it gets better then that.

AI ARTWORK BY CURSEJOURNEY

All Aboard!

Today’s WP Prompt asks:

You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?

I’ve done cross country trips by all of those modes of transportation- with the exception of a bike- unless WP means motorcycles.  They probably do. Also I don’t care if that’s right or not.

Though I love to fly more then anything in the world, the fact is, I’ve flown so much in my life that when I hear the cargo bay doors close I’m asleep before we even take off.

In the last three years of flying I was only away once for take off because I switched seats with someone who didn’t want to sit next to a Service Dog for a blind man. I mean- I’d have paid extra for that seat, so there was no way I was asleep when the plan took off and I was awake for the rest of the flight because I loved having that dog next to me.

But hands down, my favorite cross country trip was taken by train.

I had one of those little cabinettes to myself so I got to write and watch the scenery fly by in private. I saw snow, I saw deserts, I saw Prince’s  hometown, I saw ghost towns and my train even went through a neighborhood where people parked their cars right next to the tracks.

On that cross country train trip my train hit someone.  I take a commuter train to work and in the last four years I’ve been on trains or was held up by a train in front of us – the body count is around a dozen- one lady lived by that’s another story. Let’s just say, I’m no stranger to the process that a train goes through after a fatality.

Here’s the skinny: What I liked about the train ride was that I felt like a ghost drifting by other people’s lives.  In the blink of an eye  I moved from moment to moment on a train that hissed it’s way  over the mountains and across the Midwest.

Photo A.M. Moscoso
2019

Photo A.M. Moscoso
2019

Photo A.M. Moscoso
2019

Photo A.M. Moscoso
2019

Photo A.M. Moscoso
2019

Photo A.M. Moscoso
2019

Photo A.M. Moscoso
2019

Watching You

Some may say that these eyes see nothing- but I would argue they do.

It is quite obvious that these eyes are looking right at you.

Photographer: Peter

From: In a Roman Osteria Carl Bloch1866

Photo A.M. Moscoso
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