Trick or Treat?

Experience Writing Writetober Prompt: CASPER

An Imp, a cat, a ghost and a witch took a ride on a horse drawn hay wagon one night before Halloween.

Their horse was black as a tomb  it’s fur was soft as a bat’s wing and it walked on the hard icy road without a sound. A Witch sat behind the ghost, with moonlight shining into her eyes and out the back of her head. The moonlit ghost sang off key, and the inky black cat sitting in front of her pinned her ears behind her head and squeezed her eyes shut in pain.

” Do you have to make that sound? ” the cat asked.

” I’m not making sounds, I’m singing. In life I had a beautiful voice. “

” You’re in death now, ” the Cat grumbled low in his throat, ” so cut it out. You’re making my eyes water. “

The Imp with the soft autumn leaf filled body held the horse’s reigns carefully in his hands and wished he had walked the long road from the Cemetery out to  Gertie Webb’s house instead of traveling with his friends. On most  nights he enjoyed being with his friends, on nights like this he wished daylight lasted longer and that curses that they carried in their little orange plastic  pumpkin buckets ran forever instead of for a little while.

As far as they go, curses and hexes are just full of loopholes and get out of jail free cards- nobody was wiser to this fact then the Imp.

” I don’t understand why we have to dress up to deliver curses and potions to Witch who can hop on a broom or a toad and fly to the cemetery and pick them up herself.”  The Ghost said to the Witch. ” Why do we even have to store this stuff for her? ”

The  little Witch, who was actually a seven foot tall Wendigo in a child’s witch’s costume he had found moldering away in an abandoned barn took a deep breath . He tried not to roar and scream and failed.

The horse was actually a real horse named  Tumbles and the Imp horseman  is a Zombie named  Gilbert and the Cat was actually a cat. Of course this cat could talk and shift it’s shape at will, but it was a cat and most of the time he spent his time curled up on the foot of the bed that the Care Taker at Leaning Birches  Cemetery slept on.

The caretaker called him Darwin.

Darwin knew that the reason the Witch sent for her curses from their cemetery and asked the residents to deliver them was that she didn’t want to be too obvious.  She loved to sell potions and curses, but she kept her wares as far away from her house as she could for obvious reasons. Getting caught with those things, even in these modern times could get her burned at the stake alive- again.

Supernatural being or not, Fire hurt.

Gertie Webb, the four times burned at the stake and once buried alive Witch told them to play it cool, so the delivery team from Leaning Birches cemetery dressed up like, giggling trick or treaters and they delivered the  Gertie’s  potions and curses to the houses on her list and when they were done they stopped by Gertie Webb’s house and collected their rewards which were  the  brightest candied apples this side of the grave covered with caramel,  nuts and marshmallows and so much sprinkles that the toppings ended up outweighing the apple in the middle.

When anyone claims they’d crawl to hell and back for a great candied apple, sometimes they really do mean it.

Help Wanted

WP asks: What are your favorite side-hustle ideas?

These are 5 of my Halloween themed ‘side hustle’ ideas- I went with the this theme because Halloween is on it’s way everybody!

 

Somebody has to make Ouji Boards right? Maybe I could try my hand at that. I’ve seen them made out of wood, painted on table tops  and I have even seen them made out of cookies and cake.

 I got one for Christmas  when I was about 8 or 9. It was at the top of my list that year.

My family pulled it out when we got together for the holidays- a few times I remember something spooky happening, but most of the time the answers and ‘ghosts’ were funny.  By the way, if you think moving the planchette around is easy when a half dozen people want to bring a little mischief to the evening, it’s not. Everyone in my family thought they were comedians so the things that Ouji Board sent out were pretty hysterical- in a good way.

Do you know what else would be fun? Owning my own Carousel. I’d haunt carnivals and theme parks.  People would dare each other to ride my carousel.

Haunted carousel labeled “The Phantom Carousel” with ghostly riders and carnival rides

A glowing phantom carousel spins beneath a moonlit sky in a haunted amusement park.

It’s always been a dream of mine to own a pumpkin farm. Of course I’d have a corn maze too and I’d set it up just down the road from a cemetery because that seems like a side hustle that has teeth. It could really go somewhere in fact you’d never see it coming.