Wilfred Jenkins (1857-1936)

Happpyyy October 1st Everybody!

It’s time to dust off the skeletons,  find my stash of body parts,  and wipe down the coffin with the squeaky hinges with furniture polish ( I prefer Lemon scented polish ).

Now I should really hunt down the  jar of  screaming eyeballs I got for Christmas and the severed head I got for my birthday-

and hide them before the authorities show up!

There are 31 Days To Halloween- make them count!

There are 36 days left to Halloween and I thought we’d lighten things up with a joke:

Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it and the user does not see it. What is it?
A:  A coffin.