Time to bid farewell to October- the most glorious month of the year.
Now bring on the dark, cold winter nights baby!
Today is Halloween,
The night will be full of walking terrors, hungry vampires and yellow eyed demons.
Witches are getting ready to cast a hex or two in honor of the season and spiders, black cats and werewolves are getting ready to do a little cruncha cruncha muncha muncha on all things great and small.
I spend a lot of time in the Halloween World, so this sums up my daily existence.
Not to be a killjoy but today is business as usual for me!
But what the heck- you all go out there and have some fun.
When you’re done, I’ll be right here.
What are you going to be for Halloween
my friends ask me every year.
And every year
I am mask- less, costume-less, I look the way I always do.
But they keep asking, in the hope that one day I will surprise them all and
wear a mask that shows the world who I really am on the inside.
” I’ll bet she dresses up like a witch, or maybe she’ll be a zombie or a vampire or a Pirate or a rabid dog or a murderous robot a bucket of toxic waste!” I think they’ve said to themselves or each other.
I turn up on Halloween looking the way I always do and I always disappoint but I am forgiven because I give out really tasty treats.
” One of these days you should wear a mask at least.” I’ve been advised.
I touch my finger to my face- the muscles that lay against the bones on my skull are doing their job- they smile on command, look concerned on command they wrinkle the my nose just right when I want to show I am really, really tickled by what I’m hearing.
To be honest, I like the mask I wear out to face the world each day.
It’s pleasant, it’s approachable, it makes me look dull and slow and ‘sweet’.
It’s the best mask EVER and I don’t want to take it off, not for one second because being that little puff of sweetness is, in it’s own way fun and it’s the best Halloween trick ever because it goes on all year long.
So what do you think? Should I take it off? Dare I take it off?
I know, if I show you where the string is- it’s just behind my ear- would you like to give it a little tug and see who I am under my mask
or to be more specific-
what I am.
RDP Wednesday – GLEAN
Bones are porous and that means that if you touch one to your tongue it will stick.
It turned out to be true and it wasn’t as gross as touching your tongue to the business end of a 9 volt battery- don’t ask.
So here’s to you my bone licking friends in Forensic Anthropology and Archaeology – because I thought those of us from Funeral Services were all alone on the odd side.
That’s okay, it was getting a little predictable at our end of the table anyways.
For the rest of you here are some pictures of bones- and I guess you could ask yourself:
Do I dare?
The son of Seti, he is considered to be be the greatest of all the Pharaohs-Ramesses II ( Ancient Egyptian: “Ra is the one who bore him” )
Pharaoh by the time he was 20, he reigned for over 66 years and died at the age of 90.
As was the custom, Ramesses was mummified so that each night his BA would recognize and be able to rejoin his KA ( earthly self ) and he would be continue his life in the next world.
Today I am here to take the position that Ramesses achieved his goal- he does indeed live again- he has a passport and he has traveled this Earth by earthly means.
Hail to the King, Baby.
Will any super heroes, super villians
or princesses from the Sea
knock on my door hold out their bags
and cry out Trick or Treat?
My dog is dressed in a pirate hat
my cat is sporting gargoyle’s wings
and I am dressed up like a ghost
we’re ready for Halloween.
My Jack O Lantern is lit
my trees are hung with bones
my demons are in the attic
my zombies are lurking downstairs.
We’re all eagerly waiting
for someone to appear
to knock on our door
so that we will know-
Dinner is served.
I’ve joined the club and put up a Halloween Tree!
I struggled with what kind of tree I wanted and of course the bigger plan at work was could I find one that I could keep up year round because I am sort of a spooky yet whimsical weirdo at heart.
Well guess what, I found one and oh happy day it turned out to have a lot of promise and it was even better then the picture on line promised.
I paired it up with a couple of fun skeletons and towards the back is a candle holder that is shaped like a human skull and has this rich earthy cinnamon smell ( and I haven’t even lit it yet ) as opposed to the light scent you run across.
I’m not sure where the skelotons came from, or the candle because Luis gave them to me as gifts, but here’s where I got the tree.
Happy Almost Halloween!