Today I went out and on my walk and I looked for words-
Some words were obvious, some were abstract, some were in a jumble, some were colorful others looked like words but probably weren’t what they appeared to be.
Come to think about it, words are just like people.
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On the surface, things never look complicated.
Do you know why that is?
Because they’re not.
Things only get complicated when you pitch a stone or drop a dead body through that
smooth uncomplicated surface and mess it up.
A week or so ago, I sort of took myself off of Facebook. I kept the account open because my blog links go there automatically and I like the photo album set ups.
I was asked ‘why’ a lot.
My decisions wasn’t a complicated one- I’d rather have people like something I created rather then like something I repeated.
Still, that one action on my part broke the seemingly smooth uncomplicated surface of the way we have all agreed to communicate.
So what is it about those smooth calm surfaces that brings out the Devil in us, that makes us drag that corpse to it’s edge or above it and drop it in.
Do we like the watching the splash? Do we like hearing that ‘ bloonk’ sound?
Is this a hard question to answer…
or a complicated one?
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” Cupcakes are a funny thing to serve at a Funeral. I mean I get serving them at the Wake, ” Tovia Sims said to her co-worker at View Ridge Lane Funeral Home and Cemetery Sheena Ainsley ” but during the Funeral itself?”
Sheena handed a cupcake to an elderly woman in a long fur trimmed coat,” Everyone is going to be munching on cupcakes and getting crumbs all over everything during the entire service. And do you know who is going to have to vacuum this all up?”
They handed more cupcakes out as the family and friends of the recently departed entered the chapel in a long somber line.
Tovia placed her empty box under the table where the guest book was was and she pulled out another. ” Uh. The Groundskeepers?”
” Guess again.”
” I did not go to Mortuary College to end up serving freaking cupcakes at a funeral and then having to hoover the mess up after the service. Jesus. Who’s idea was this anyway?”
” It was Lilly’s.” Sheena pointed to the portrait sitting on the table next to the guest book.
” She was warped.”
” She was rich. These cupcakes are trimmed with edible gold and I kid you not, and flavored with vanilla beans that only grow on one island in the entire world. These things are like a thousand dollars each. And they were baked by Lilly’s favorite baker in Lilly’s own kitchen which is also stocked with foods from the most remote places on the planet. People have died bringing fruits to Lilly’s that ended up in her morning bowl of oatmeal.”
” Thousand Dollar cupcakes.” Tovia pushed the last empty box under the table.
When they heard the music in the chapel start, hey checked the doors, the halls and then quietly and carefully closed the doors to the chapel.
” She must have loved her family a lot to do this for them.” Tovia whispered. ” Feeding them thousand dollar cupcakes and probably leaving them a boat load of cash.”
” I heard she left it all to her cat.” Sheena said
” Oh sure. Like that’s going to happen. ”
” She really loved that cat. I saw it when went to her house to do the removal. It’s the coolest cat you’v ever seen. It has two faces. It’s like 20 years old and she was offered millions for it, but she always turned it down.”
” I’ll bet they find a way to get that money and more cupcakes” Tovia shook her head.
Did I tell you her cat had it’s own Nanny? Her name is Mavis. She speaks three languages” Sheena whispered.
The two Funeral Directors stared at the picture of Lilly- it wasn’t an old picture. It was a new picture. Lilly was standing in front of a large shelf filled with bottles- they were in all shapes and if you looked very closely you could see what was inside of them.
” Hey. Look at these…” Sheena tapped on the picture.
The two women looked from the pictures to the cupcake boxes and then they practically knocked each other over as they ran and pulled the chapel doors open.
Lilly’s guests turned and with their mouths full of Lilly’s special cupcakes mixed with vanilla beans that only grow on one island in the entire world, decorated with edible gold and frosted with the finest purest butter cream frosting ever made by human hands and full arsenic from Lilly’s special little bottles.
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When I was in Junior High School I took an art class.
I was always excited when we got new projects to work on- plus our art teacher was so cool that you actually liked going to class and it was fun to jump off that cliff of expression straight into the wild that raging river of creativity running below it.
Of course, the only problem was I made a mess of all of my projects, I never got better then a “C” on my work. The “C” meant average, and that was with pity points because I showed up to class everyday and participated in discussions.
You’d never guess I came from a family where artists and great photographers ran all over our family tree like wild monkeys in an overloaded banana tree- but that was the case.
I guess I was like one of those baby monkeys that fell out of the tree and snapped it’s neck on the way down because friends, I was not as talented as the rest of my family.
Not by a long shot.
.Twice a week I had to bring my Telecaster Guitar to class because I had music lessons after school and no way was I going to leave it in my locker or in the Principal’s Office- it’s not that I couldn’t trust him, it’s just that if he wasn’t in his office the door was locked and I had a bus to catch so that wasn’t really an option.
Anyway my art teacher used to ask if he could play my guitar and I’d let him, and then I’d play a little.
He knew I was good at creative writing and sometimes he’d tell me my English teacher would show my work in the break room and how much he and the other teachers had enjoyed what I’d written.
” You’re a pretty talented cookie and you’re funny.” He said more then once.
These conversations of course took place over the mutilated remains of that weeks project. It wasn’t as awkward as you’d think.
Our teacher graded the projects on the spot. He never said the grade out loud. He’d just go over the technical aspects and ask you to tell a little story about the why of it all.
I used to enjoy that- I mean stories with pictures. What wasn’t to love?
Once I looked down at one of those sad little things I’d dragged DOA into the world and was getting ready to pitch it in the trash after I’d gotten my standard ” C ” grade. My teacher was about to walk to the next project and I’d sort of said, before I dropped it into the can ” I’m no artist. That’s for sure. “
My teacher turned back and said to me, with surprise ” Yes you are an artist Anita. Yes you are.”