Hey! Steal This Why Don’t You?

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Hey Kids!

Let’s play Sunday Stealing.

Sunday Stealing asks you questions that they find floating around on the internet and you answer them- so here we go…

1.Where were you 3 hours ago?..

Ha! I’m at work right now, no way am I answering that one.

2.Have you ever eaten a crayon?

Only the green ones. They taste like chicken. Go on try it. It’s true.

3.Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Does this count?

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4.When is the last time you went to the mall?

” And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”

Stay away from the Malls. They’re Evil! EVIL I say.

5.Are you wearing socks right now?

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6.When was the last time you drove out of town?

I live in a town with a population of 40,000  that has ONE  bookstore and it only sells religious material. I don’t drive out of town- I race out on a very regular basis.

7.Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

Unless a theatre magically appears in my new neighborhood  that  brings your food and snacks to you in your seats and they serve popcorn in giant bowels like the theatre in my old hometown did,  it’s safe to say Satan will be riding to work on a snowplow before that happens again.

8.What was the last thing you had to drink?

The blood of those who angered me! Just kidding, it was carbonated water. I think it tasted like green crayons.

9.What are you wearing right now?

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10.Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

I don’t even pump my own gas. I pay my relatives to do it.

11.Last food that you ate?

 I swallowed a bug when I  took the garbage out . I hope it didn’t have friends. I don’t need vengeful bugs  after me.

12.Where were you last week at this time?

Waiting for Friday. It eventually showed up. We had a few words. It better do better this time or else  I am going straight to Saturday.

13.Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

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14.When is the last time you ran?

If my mouth counts, I ran it a little while ago. Nobody was amused.

15.What’s the last sporting event you watched?

I watched people fight to get on the Commuter train FIRST so they can get a seat. It was  awesome. Next time I’m bringing chicken wings, a lawn chair and I’m wearing one of those hats with the name of my favorite Pushy Jerk on it.


What, that’s it no more questions?

Okey Dokey then

Thank you for letting me play Sunday Stealing.

It was fun!


My Brain Is Open, Come On In!

Sunday Stealing: The Bearded Questions

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What is some of your favorite music?

Classical, Swing/Big Band Music  and straight up Glam Rock from the 70’s. Welcome to the chaos that is my brain

List your three favorite scents.

Rebellion, Lightning and freshly baked cookies.

How do you ground yourself or recharge?

I roller skate.

Any ways you treat or spoil yourself?

I wear a helmet when I roller skate.

Besides your blog, do you have a creative past-time?

I bought color books and gel pens,  I love to color.  Do you know how they market the color books for grownups? As ” Adult” color books. It sounds so nasty. And unnecessary. Do kids use even use actual  color books anymore? There’ an app for those right?

Colorbook Fun by A.M. Moscoso

Color book Fun by A.M. Moscoso

Share something difficult you’ve been through.

My Dad died, my cousin died my dog died- all within months of each other.  Life and I weren’t on speaking terms for a while, but it’s since made up for it. I found a place that makes cupcakes as big as your face. I indulge frequently.

What helps you fall asleep?

Exhaustion does the trick for me.

What is one strength and one weakness of yours?

My brain is a strength and mouth is my weakness.  I know. Not good. But it is amusing for all concerned at times.

Have you ever received a letter or written one to someone else?

Before emails I used to love to write letters. But then everyone started to speak in emoticons and I am not proficient in this new form of communication. It’s  been awhile since I slapped a stamp on an envelope. I miss those days.

What makes you feel powerful, what breathes life into you?

Seeing people I dislike lose their phones. Oh.My. God. I have to practically staple my mouth shut  to stop myself from laughing myself to death.

If you could go back to any era, what would they be?

The age of  Dinosaurs. All that running around and eating. I’d fit right in.

Your favorite things to wear at home?

I have this t-shirt with a kitten surfing on a slice of pizza. I love it so much I bought three of them. It’s just me on so many levels. And Iive in my ripped up jeans. I bought them that way. I can’t believe I did that. I’m wearing those things every day until the day I die so I never do anything that dumb again.


If you could be immortal or have an extremely long life span which would you pick and why?

My Grandmother lived to be 96 her sisters lived to be 100 and 102 and they had cool active lives to the end. So I chose-  gimme another wish.

Tell us about something positive you have done for yourself or someone recently.

I helped a homeless man who got beat up in a fight- but while I was doing that I dropped my bus pass and the driver wouldn’t let me on the bus when I was done with the police etc,  so I had to get it replaced and I was almost two hours late getting home. Life may have kicked me in the teeth for doing the right thing, but I refused to get upset about it.

Something that makes you feel better after a hard day?

Walking my dog. Yes I am a simple creature.

If you have one, name a favorite book & movie.

Pet Sematary ( the book ) and The Others starring Nicole Kidman. I watch/read  them during the holidays. Yeah. There’s a Sunday Stealing questionnaire waiting to happen.


These questions were fun, even if they forced me to adult.

I shall try to over come that with next weeks questions

Till Then.


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Visiting The Land of Cannibals

Sunday Stealing Time!

Here are my answers to their post:

The Controversial Meme


Only the foolish visit the land of the cannibals-


1. Would you try a recreation drug if all were legalized?

I can’t even finish a glass of wine. So. No. But do you know what I wish was legal? Pulling those labels from off your pillows that say it’s against the law to do that. I hate those tags.

2. Are you happy that the U.S. Supreme Court once again upheld a woman’s right to abortion?

I’m happy when Pumpkin flavors come into season in the fall. And when it snows. And when people ARE LEFT ALONE TO MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS. Respect the personal space people!

3. Would our country cope any differently with a woman president?

Ever had a woman Principal? Stood in front of woman Judge? Had a woman Police Officer answer your 911 call? Was it different from a man was there? That’s my answer.

4. Do you believe in the death penalty?

I was a Mortician’s Apprentice. Nobody should create a corpse on purpose. Death doesn’t need help doing it’s thing.

5. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

It is in my state.

No I don’t care that it was and every time this comes up in a conversation it’s like I’m 12 years old again and I’m standing behind the school with my friends acting all worldly and wise as we shared and smoked the single cigarette one of us stole from our parents.

6. Do you believe in God?

I sure as Hell do. See what I did there. Ha, ha, ha.

7. How do you feel now that same-sex marriage is legalized?

It means that my gay Son can now swim through the same legal system and be catered to and over charged by the same vendors and have me Mom Zilla his wedding the same as my straight son.

All in all it’s awesome

8. Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?

You know what would be wrong? Being invaded by Martians or worse yet by Aliens from a planet we’ve never heard of  or even more nightmarish then that, what if we were invaded by Aliens from Uranus.

9. A 12-year-old girl has a baby… should she keep it?

It’s her baby.

10. Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?

Lowered? It should be raised to ‘ stay at home and get drunk in your bathroom and spare humanity the sight of you barfing in public’ that’s what I REALLY think.

11. Should the wars in the Middle East be called off?

I think we should all agree to stop killing each other.

12. Do you believe in spanking your children?

Who don’t I believe in spanking. That’s the question.

13. A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children in a temporary insanity case… what do you think

I think that if you even remotely resemble an evil character from Grimm’s Fairy tales you should be locked up for life.

14. Would you want to prosecute someone for burning their country’s flag as a method of protest?

Only if the fire spread and burned down a Chuck E. Cheese’s or a Wal Mart. Just kidding. I don’t care about Wal Mart, but I’d be super ticked if Chuck’s went up in flames.

15. It’s between you and a person who is being kept alive (with NO hope) by life support machines… one has to die? Who?

Flip a coin. I mean, that’s how we ended up in that position to begin with right? So why not settle it that way.

16. Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Please. We all get judged the minute we walk out our doors and into the world. Unless you have a cat. Then you’re being judged all of the time.

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