” I’m The Author Here! ” C.D.

RDP Tuesday is about christmas shows- Prompt: Protagonist

Classic illustrations by John Leech in the 1843 edition of “A Christmas Carol”

The Man Who Invented Christmas is a movie  about a  Victorian era  writer named Charles Dickens who promised his publishers a book about Ghosts and Christmas just in time-

for Christmas.

Seriously. It had a Christmas Eve release date.

Impossible the publishers said! On top of it they didn’t exactly love the idea and I should probably mention he had a case of Writer’s block and the characters he created were Divas and that added to his struggle to bring his Christmas story to life.

His main character was the worst of all- he was a man with a dark heart and he told Charles this story was doomed to failure from the first word on the first page. Good thing ‘delete’ keys didn’t exist back then. That particular character may have ended up in the trash bin otherwise.

My favorite scenes in the movie were the scenes that showed Charles interacting with his characters it was a great window to the writer’s process  ( for some of us anyway )

So I can’t stress it enough- this movie is a spectacular film and if you watch it and then  chase it down with Alistar Sim’s version of Scrooge you will get a great dose of the Christmas Spirit and it may be the most non-alcoholic related fun you will have this season.

amm

 

Checking It Twice

WordPress Prompters ask us to: List your top 5 grocery store items.

That’s kind of boring- so I thought I’d have a little fun and list the top 5 things

you would find on Krampus’ Grocery store items list:

1: Peppermint Schnapps ( 100 proof  OF COURSE )

2:  McCormick’s Smokehouse Maple Seasoning

3:  Earl Grey flavored Gelato

4:  Chicken Nuggets

5:   Microwave Popcorn

There you have it- Krampus’ grocery list.

Ho Ho Ho.

For Real

WordPress Prompters asked us to describe a man ” who has positively impacted your life ” and I nearly died because that’s pretty bold of anyone to think that we ALL have  a man- or a woman who has positively impacted our life.

The thing of it is, when you have had one or two people literally shred your life to bits it cheapens the best things that anyone has ever done for us.

That’s why counselors make bank right along with anyone who produces antidepressants or ‘natural’ remedies for depression.

But I will dig deep here because a challenge is a challenge and if I had to name a single man who did positively impacted my life it would be this man:

That’s right.

That is a picture of James T. Kirk.

Captain Kirk inspired me to think about  the Universe and what could be in it, space travel and that anyone with a little pluck and guts could not only have great adventures- you could lead them too. Sure, you might get dinged up, you might get chased across the galaxy, but that was part of the adventure and there was a very good chance you would come out ahead in the deal.

So there you have it Word Press Prompters- the man who inspired me to ‘boldly go where no one has gone before ‘ never existed.

amm

The Face

FOWC with Fandango: Mortifying

Replica of Lascaux cave paintings at the International Centre for Cave Art in Montignac, France

This is one of those stories that would make a a great ” Found footage ” film.

Nobody is actually in this story , nobody is there to say a word. In fact the light in this room isn’t aren’t  on.

This story, this moment takes place in a small room with smooth dark walls and next to one wall on a metallic tabled is a free standing thin screen  the size of something we used to call a phone book.

The screen on the table offered the only light to  the room and it is as pale as a singled over used  birthday cake candle. At first the light coming from the screen was pale yellow, then it went dark and in that second the small room was plunged into darkness.

Then the screen pulsed and then it glowed and then the room was bathed in  clear white light.

A series of numbers rolled a across the top of the screen and then below the numbers  were a series of camera shots of of a ship’s cargo hold.

The holds were full of containers, and the walls were lined with  doors and touch keypads. You might wonder if there was any noise- maybe a fan to circulate air, the pulsing beat of an engine. A squeak of a rat or a mouse.

There wasn’t a sound for any microphone to pick up.

Those cargo holds were as quiet as a tomb.

Then the screens danced with information in English, French, Spanish German and the story they each told looked like shopping lists- names of fruits, vegetables, medicines. Then there were lists of seeds and then the names animals- cows, chickens, even dogs and cats and primates, exotic birds and sea life-each tagged stasis.

The screen filed each name of each plant, each animal  into neat boxes  and each was given a new series of numbers and symbols. The screen lit up pale blue.

It went pale yellow and then the screen blazed back life and then faces- some of those faces would be familiar to us- I’m not saying you would know exactly who they are but you’d get it. Those faces belong to  people we see on the news or in our information feeds on our phones and computers.

A long time ago they built marble statues to people like them- gigantic statues to remind you that the subject of the statues were God like and they would be there for all eternity to remind you of that simple fact.

Mortifying isn’t it?

The numbers and symbols stamped  over each face were identical.

The screen pulsed, it waited.

Each face scrolled in reverse order and as they disappeared, the screen pulsed and it beeped- or maybe it hissed.

Then it ran through the boxes where it had filed the dogs, the felines, the trees, the grains and birds and even the flowers over and over again.

The screen rested on the face of a dog, it pulsed light blue and when the screen was finished  and it went back to pale yellow, you could still see the dog smiling back out at you.

Hamish Macbeth