Funny Bones

There are 27 days to Halloween, has your funny bone been tickled yet?

39 Days To Halloween

There are 39 days to Halloween- are you smiling yet?
I’m actually glad there are people who would dance on my grave, because the joke is on them.
I’m getting buried at sea.

  It’s funny because it’s true:

Me too, Buddy, me too:

Late on Halloween

Word of he Day Challenge-Improvizing

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I wasn’t ready for Halloween

I didn’t have a costume to wear

My pumpkin didn’t have a face

my decorations were still in their  boxes

upstairs.

 

I didn’t know what to do

I wasn’t ready to make merry that night

What would I do when the witches, monsters  and ghouls

knocked on my door at twilight.

 

Hand them some candy, cupcakes or snacks

shaped like coffins, body parts and fangs

or better yet I suppose I could-

give them the real things instead.