Funny Bones

What did the ghost teacher say to her students?
Watch the chalkboard and I’ll go through it again.

 I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.
I knew it would come back to haunt me.

Why are the ghosts in graveyards so noisy?
Because of the coffin.

Two Days Before Halloween, what to do, what to do…

Two days before Halloween and these Elephants are having some fun…want to join in?


 They did the mash, they did the pumpkin mash
The pumpkin mash, it was a graveyard smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They  did the mash, they did the pumpkin mash

Funny Bones

The Vettes – Devil’s driver theme (1964) Jack Turner – Nightmare (1955) Hollywood Flames – Frankenstein’s Den (1958) Jackie Morningstar – Rockin’ In The Graveyard (1959) Kip Tyler She’s My Witch (1958) Henry Mancini – Theme For Three (1967)

Visuals: Silly Symphony 1 – The Skeleton Dance (1929) Silly Symphony 21 – Egyptian Melodies (1931) Silly Symphony 4 – Hells Bells (1929)