Pearl’s Junk Shop

Enduring Bones Halloween Challenge #2

 

On the corner of Franklin Street is a second hand store- oh wait they don’t call them that anymore do they?

The owners give their shops names  Like Sophia’s Faded Roses or Judy’s Attic.

As the saying goes, the first bite with the eye so Sophia would rather have your eye tell your brain you’re buying a sofa that  sat in a cabin by a lake surrounded by sweet smelling pine trees instead of the duplex two miles away and that the last person who sat on that little sofa ( covered in light blue fabric and stamped with tiny pink cornflowers) was someone from the coroner’s office who’s new shoes were pinching their feet like crazy and if they didn’t sit down they were going to fall down and have to be wheeled out on a stretcher after the woman who died in her bathroom a week ago.

My bus stop is right in front of  a little store called Pearl’s Place and Pearl, unlike the Sophias and Bessies of the world the   called her store, ” The Junk Store “like everyone else in the neighborhood

I’ve been catching my bus at the stop in front of the Junk Store for at least 20 years and it won’t surprise you to read that I’ve done a lot of window shopping at Pearl’s and I can say with absolute authority that in that 20 years most of the things in Pearl’s window have been in the same exact spots and have maybe been moved an inch or two in that entire time.

Last week I walked up to the window and among the dusty candy dishes, the chipped serving platter, the beaded purse and the ballet slippers that had been glued to a frame, a macabre trophy  of a happier time was a lamp.

The body of the lamp was sleek and painted silver, streaks of rust ran down it’s base. It was a tall floor lamp that  been hand crafted with someone with vision.

The body of the lamp was a mannequin and it was perfect as those forms usually are.

The socket for the bulb had been jammed into the top of the mannequin’s neck and perched atop the harp was a cheap paper lampshade.

I put my hand up to the window without touching the glass.

She had no head.

I found that to be very sad.

All of those smooth lines, graceful curves spoiled by that stupid shade and socket.

It was a crime and I decided to do something about it. I decided to buy the lamp in Pearl’s window.

Pearl’s cashier and sole employee is Barney.

Barney didn’t seem to surprised that I wanted to buy the lamp, actually he seemed more surprised to see what was written on  my ID card that was clipped to my Jacket Pocket.

I kept it there because the bus ride was free if you showed your employee ID to the bus driver.

” That’s going to be a heck of conversation piece. Where are you going to put it?  Living room? ” Barney asked me.

” I can’t put it in my living room like that. People will think I’m weird. I’m going to have to fix it. ”

” Yeah. I get it. A headless woman is sort of  messed up. Even she is just a department store dummy. You know, I have those wig heads, I even have some statue heads too. I don’t know if that’s what you want. It might not look perfect, but if you’re kind of going for the avant-garde thing-”

I looked up from the the little sold tag that I was writing my contact info on.

Barney said, ” I mean, unusual you like the unusual kind of thing, right? ”

I looked back down on the tag and said, ” No. Not really. ”

Barney cleared his throat and we finished our transaction. ” Besides. I can have my pick at work. There’s lots of bits and pieces I can choose from,”

” You know, I was afraid you were going to say that, ”

He laughed. I laughed.

My laugh though came as light and sweet as a Spring breeze but Barney’s light hearted chuckle  sounded like he had to force it up from his lungs to his mouth with a lot of effort.

And then I went to catch my bus to work-  where I  handle the day shift at the Phinney County Morgue.

 

Mourning On The Cliff

 

The morning sky was blue

and the air was sweet and salty

I could have stood here all day

and watched the waves roll in

and listened to them sing as they fell upon the  shore

for hours upon hours and hours.

 

But the sky was and endless blue

and the air was still

and did I mention that it even tasted sweet and salty?

Well

it is enough to drive a sane person mad

if they stood here alone all day, looking at all of that blue sky

like I have.

 

So if you have the time,

do you want to watch the sky with me and listen to the ocean sing?

Just don’t look down 

It really is not a good idea

until the very last minute

that endless last minute.

 

Halloween Prompt: DARK

 

The Good Neighbor

Enduring Bones Halloween Challenge #1

My name is,  believe it or not, Gustie Orchard and I am your new neighbor.

I have a place at the end of the block directly across the street from  Stavins Memorial Park and you will probably see me in the morning ( bright and early!) and in the evening on the bench with the fancy wrought iron metal work that was dedicated to the very much loved music teacher Mrs. Stavins.

Mrs. Stavins  was a sunny and upright lady.

She attended church every Sunday not only because she played the piano for the choir with subtle restrained yet dramatic gestures, but because that is how little old ladies did all things  in those days.

They were quiet, they were patient they covered their mouths when they laughed and then they apologized the second they took their hand away.

Mrs Stavin’s hair was sensibly styled, she wore Lily of the Valley perfume, her nails were unpolished and neatly manicured and her dresses were black or gray except for Easter services when she wore a dress printed with flowers and a hat with no flowers on it’s brim.

As I was saying, Mrs. Stavins was the music teacher at the Elementary School and the High school and she used to give pencils stamped with bible verses and little cards with Jesus holding a lamb to her students who learned and performed their lessons correctly.

You could do those things back in those days.

Mrs. Stavins was a beloved music teacher who even hosted Bible Study classes at her house and my name is Gusty Orchard and me and my cat have a place on the corner down the street from your house.

My cat’s name is Ollie.

Not many people know that.

 

So welcome to the neighborhood, it’s quiet around here and except for around the holidays when the street fills up with cars- they’ve put the turnabout there to slow people down because back of the tragedy. But thanks to the turnabout even if there are a hundred cars on the road it doesn’t turn into a raceway.

Well of course the tragedy that made the city redesign the road and put up a specially made memorial bench was ‘the tragedy’ as it’s called- we don’t call it an accident. I’m not sure why.

It’s a a mystery even to me and I’ve lived here for over 60 years and have been going over that night for a long time.

We know that Mrs. Stavins was leaving an ‘ Autumn Harvest Celebration’- because Mrs. Stavins would never, every have attended a Halloween party, we know she was on the road by 8:30 and we know she was driving fast, which  didn’t raise any big questions about why a prim and proper lady who played piano for the church choir and handed out pencils with bible verses stamped on them because that road filled up like crazy during the holidays and leaving it an turning onto it was a nightmare.

The thing is, she sped up a little just before she turned off of La Pierre drive and ended up crashing sideways into a ditch after she had sideswiped a tree.

It didn’t take long for the Police to get there, or for a wrecker to pull her car out of the ditch, or for them to load her onto a gurney and it didn’t take long to get her to the county morgue because it’s less then a mile from where the accident happened.

I can tell you one thing for sure about that night because I caught sight of Mrs Stavins just before the tragedy.

Her hair was a little messy, her mouth was set in a thin black hard line. Her eyes were green flecks of stone set in her humorless colorless face ( proper ladies her age did not wear makeup) set under the requisite short and tightly permed hair.

Mrs Stavins was an angry lady that Halloween night and when she saw me walking across the street with Ollie trailing behind me, she gunned her engine and slammed  me into the tree and then she pulled me down with her into that ditch full of soft mud and water and I’ve been there ever since.

 

I guess nobody found me because no one was looking past poor Mrs Stavins.

When my neighbors noticed I was gone and had left my cat behind nothing much was made of it- I wasn’t a beloved music teacher.  I was just a loner with a funny name and a cat  that no one knew was named Ollie.

 

I’m usually at the corner near the bench just after 8:00 with my cat Ollie who joined me a few years ago.

Maybe you’ll catch sight of us there and maybe you’ll wave as you drive or walk by. A long time ago, that’s what a good neighbors  did.

A Dark and Airless World

Random Halloween Prompts: DARK

Jan Mankes

I wondered why, when I saw this picture I thought it was downright creepy.

It looked like the trees were dying, that they were starving, that the life was being choked out of them. I think it was that blueish gray color. It was corpse like.

And then, because I was obviously in a macabre frame of mind I decided I wasn’t looking at trees. I was looking inside of a lung- the tops of the trees looked like alveolis and the branches and trunks looked like bronchioles.

So after going over the picture I googled the artist and found out that  Jan Mankes died at the age of 30- of tuberculosis.

Jan painted a dark and airless world and it wasn’t a landscape- it was  self portrait.

A terrifying and beautiful self portrait.