Nag Nag Nag

RDP Thursday: INK

The adolescent Bacchus
Caravaggio1595 – 1597

Like some of the population I followed the Johnny Depp V.  Amber Herd court case.

I guess I tuned in and followed it because  I am a Depp fan, but mostly I was curious because in all the years I’ve followed him in the media, he seemed to harm mostly himself as opposed to others. So when Herd came out with her story, I was truly stunned. I mean, wow I love Johnny but he seemed to be functioning in low gear most of the time so to hear he was some sort of raging beast all I could think was ” really? ”

To be honest, I didn’t think he would live to be in his late 50’s but he did by Jingo. So I’m on Team Johnny. He’s like the Keith Richards of my generation.

That aside, I didn’t post much about it on social media and I didn’t write about it here until the case was settled.

But during that time, I had it effing up to my ears with people reminding us on social media or in day to day conversations that with a war going on, the midterm elections coming up and far more important things going on in the world, why are ‘we’ ( they royal we ) paying attention to this case?

Well. It’s like this.

BECAUSE I WANTED TO, THAT’S WHY.

And if you think you have some sort of right to go into anybody’s life and tell them what to pay attention to or what not to pay attention to, get a dog. Dogs actually like to connect with people on that level.

So quit the nagging already. Don’t you have anything else better to do? Because from the ink ( well, keystrokes ) some of you have splashed out there I thought you did.

Ahem.

Woe baby you’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
Would you go do this, and go do that, nag
(Nag) You’re always tellin’ me what to do
(Nag) I just can’t seem to get rid of you
(You’re a nag) You order me around just like a slave
(Nag) You’re gonna send me to an early grave
Would you go fix the bacon and don’t burn the toast
Run down to the butcher shop and buy me a roast
(Nag) The way you’re naggin’ never gonna stop
(Nag) You always seem to be a blowin’ your top
(You’re a nag) One of these days I’m gonna lose my mind
(Nag) Jump out a window and I’ll be real fine
Would you go do this, go do that
Wash up all the dishes
And don’t you talk back
When I met you you were oh so sweet
Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat
You’re always screamin’ and hollerin’ loud
I’m gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
Would you go do this, and go do that, nag
Hey you, get out of here
When I met you you were oh so sweet
Now you give me the bread and you take all the meat
You’re always screamin’ and hollerin’ loud
I’m gonna buy me a ticket to the nearest cloud
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
You’re a nag (Nag nag naggity nag)
Would you go do this, and go do that, nag
I hate you, get out of here

 

 

Monday Life Hack

Song in the Twilight
Franz Sedlacek

When that little voice in your head tells you to not answer you phone – to not go shopping – to

not even THINK about ‘ just running  the Mall for just a mo’

when it tells you to read a book, draw ( well, in my case I use color books which are

AWESOME )

or play with your dog or watch Doctor Who Episodes from the Jon Pertwee era…

listen to that little voice.

 

amm

It’s Alive

Kinetic Sculptures- amazing pieces, I hope you enjoy them.

Anita

It’s Aloha Friday!

It’s Aloha Friday
By Kimo Kahoano & Paul Natto
Here is where I sit, all cloudy and blitzed
with the Primo bottles lying everywhere
Got a guitar in my hand and a Wesson Oil can
Under my okole for a chair.
CHORUS:
It’s Aloha Friday, no work till Monday.
Doo be doo, doo doo be, doo be doo be doo be doo!
(Repeat)
 
The cousins all here, drinking up my beer
got keikies running everywhere.
I got some poki on the side while mama’s trying to hide
the Miller and the Heineken beer.
 
OK. You know when you wanna get away, I mean one ting
about Friday ma, da working work is ovah yeah.
Frankly, ya, I feel good man.
I work hard all week long.
I can’t wait to get away, you know like down like the beach.
I’m cruise dis weekend yeah, get one hot concert too man,
dat’s the most important ting. But main ting too,
is to get enough money fo gas and to go out to da disco.
I like to see all da beautiful chicks Yeah!
So now I gonna jus kinda cruise, take my Bank Americard,
you know adderwise, how can I get money?
Right, plus den my friends always say
eh braddah, you can buy me one drink then.
THIRD VERSE
 
Kimo and the crew sucking up the brew
pulehu meat smoking on the side
All the surfers are a-droppin’
while the highschool are a-poppin’
down Kalakaua for a ride.
CHORUS:
It’s Aloha Friday, no work ’til Monday.
Doo be doo, doo doo be, doo be doo be doo be doo!