Jerks On Wheels

Here in Seattle we have this program where you can hop on a bike and ride it around and when you’re done you leave it for someone else to use.

It’s a Greeny thing. Seattle is big on the Enviro Movement.

On Most mornings I see a gaggle of bikes parked in or around a handicapped parking space in a local business’s parking lot.

Why snag the Handicapped space? I don’t know- maybe the idea is if they don’t SEE  a handicapped person in need of the space, they can take it. You know, it’s like the idea if you close your eyes the world disappears until you open them again.

Even if they don’t jam their bike (s) into the handicapped space they park them next to the space next to the Handicapped Space,  which is a non- parking space because if you’re a handicapped person who needs to use the door on the passenger side of the car, having that room to navigate is essential.

It’s such a jerk thing to do.

So I guess I want to say, thanks for saving the planet. You’re awesome, please let me be first to kiss your Environment- First Ass.

But while you’re out there saving the world, just don’t be such a massive Dick about it, okay?

Its A Pretty Neat Pumpkin, Anita Marie

This year I am trying to decide which way to go…

Do I want to go traditional and carve my pumpkin- which is fun because it involves big knives and little knives and stringy pumpkin guts which unlike other innards, smell pretty nice.

Or

Do I go all new School and try this out:

I’ll ‘fess up.

I already bought the kit and to prevent screwing it up I’ve recruited my nieces to do the job because they’re both artistic and unlike me they can actually FOLLOW the directions that come in kits.

I learned anatomy and embalming from books, but you know we all have limits and mine are instruction books.

For the most part.

So I’ll let you know how it goes.

I’d be interested in hearing about your pumpkin carving adventures too, so drop me a note or a link in the comment section.

Scream Ya Later.

amm

Thank You For Proving Us Right, Facebook

Yesterday I was thrown off OF Facebook for a day because one of my Cheeto Sucking Facebook Friends on my Private Page reported me, yet again for posting something Anti Trump.

This time Facebook threw me off for a day and stripped me of my communication line to the rest of the world ( LOL- dudes I have THREE blogs).

Here’s the deal.

I was nailed for Hate Speech.

Did I call for the Death of Twitler? Post pictures of him hanging in effigy  and pictures of him squatting in a hut- oh wait that was what REPUBLICANS did to President Obama because “Murica and Freedoms etc. etc. etc. and they could do HATEFUL, Racist stuff like that.

Nope. I most certainly DID NOT say or do anything like that.

I posted this Meme- with quotes from Twitler Himself with pictures of the people he was talking about- The Very Fine People and The Sons of Bitches

Facebook in their infinite wisdom declared this ” Hate Speech. ”

Well. Sure. It was hateful. We all know that. We were pointing that out.

So when are they going to throw the man who uttered these HATEFUL  words through the same mouth that agreed with Howard Stern who asked it was okay to refer to his daughter as a Piece of Ass  “,  off of Facebook?

Last time I looked he was threating WWIII on Twitter as well

Call me a stickler but I’m pretty darn sure he’s violated a few TOS along the way here.

So while Facebook checks into Twitler’s Hate Speech which has sucked all of the air out the known Universe and considers booting him off too-

I’ll be right here  at my blog.

Waiting.

And doing what I do.

Writing ALL about it.

amm