Jerks On Wheels

Here in Seattle we have this program where you can hop on a bike and ride it around and when you’re done you leave it for someone else to use.

It’s a Greeny thing. Seattle is big on the Enviro Movement.

On Most mornings I see a gaggle of bikes parked in or around a handicapped parking space in a local business’s parking lot.

Why snag the Handicapped space? I don’t know- maybe the idea is if they don’t SEE  a handicapped person in need of the space, they can take it. You know, it’s like the idea if you close your eyes the world disappears until you open them again.

Even if they don’t jam their bike (s) into the handicapped space they park them next to the space next to the Handicapped Space,  which is a non- parking space because if you’re a handicapped person who needs to use the door on the passenger side of the car, having that room to navigate is essential.

It’s such a jerk thing to do.

So I guess I want to say, thanks for saving the planet. You’re awesome, please let me be first to kiss your Environment- First Ass.

But while you’re out there saving the world, just don’t be such a massive Dick about it, okay?

Author: animar64

I write- the rest is filler

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