Shape Up

WP PROMPT: What are five simple exercises to do at home?

Skeleton, Vincent van Gogh, 1886. Source: Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam

I’m the last person to give advice about exercises- simple or otherwise.

HOWEVER

Here are five signs your house might be haunted and it may need to be exorcised I say ‘may’ because some people don’t mind sharing their home with Ghoulies and Ghosties and Long-Leggedy Beasties.

You know.

Some of us.

Howard Pyle – The Haunted House (c.1904).

There’s a Distinct Smell, and You Can’t Find Its Source

The Temperature Changes Abruptly.

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 Your Electronics Are Always on the Verge of Dying

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There Are Mysterious Noises

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You Regularly Feel a Weird Sensation on the Back of Your Neck.

Self-Portrait with Death Playing the Fiddle
Arnold Böcklin1872

No Valentines Cards For You!

WP Prompt asks: Which relationship has taught you the most about yourself?

The last relationship I was in taught me one thing about myself- I would pay to watch someone or maybe a couple of somebodies rot in Hell and I would pay good money for a front row ticket to watch.

And then I’d write a story about it.

I thought I had a soft and forgiving heart, but I don’t.

That’s what I learned about myself.

“The sad thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.”

— Anonymous

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