The Terror is real!
This post is about my dog Hamish Macbeth who is a Labrador Retriever.
Labs are famous for being great family dogs, easy to train and they are uber friendly.
Safe to say all of that is true and all of it applies to Hamish.
( This is where you can imagine me coughing delicately against my hand and rolling my eyes heavenward )
Here are pictures of Hamish laughing at a dead human body.
To be fair, the body was a Halloween decoration but Hamish Macbeth didn’t know that.
I have the best dog EVER.
Daily Addictions Prompt: JUBILATION
I have chosen a few things to do from the ” Ghost To Do List” in the hope that I will come back as a Ghost and at last be considered ‘truly haunting ‘ as opposed to ‘ a bloody nightmare’.
As you will see, I have put a lot of thought into the three from the list that I have chosen:
I will do #3 and mess with EMF meters with all enthusiasm of a Black Friday Shopper. I have watched hours of youtube Black Friday news clips.
I have studies. I have learned. I have absorbed.
I will do #7 because I happen to be very artistic. Ok. No I’m not. I can’t even draw stick figures. I’m not sure but I think there’s a law somewhere forbidding me from ever touching at supplies under any circumstances in any country for the next two thousand years. Yes. I am that bad. I have made all three of my art teachers and a Blue Scout Troop leader cry.
My handcrafted orbs will take freaky art to a new plane of existence, which is very fitting under these circumstances.
I will do #5 because all I’m going to say is, ” Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now ” and I will drive people insane. It will be AWESOME. I wonder if they will bark like dogs or turn into cannibals- but in a weird twist start to eat their own body parts- lady fingers, lady fingers, yum yum yum.
My haunting will be fun and amusing and Exorcism Proof. I intend, as you can see to be fully prepared.
See you after Midnight.