You Should Probably Have A Seat

Here is a secret about me that the people who know me would never, ever in a million years suss out.

Not a soul in my world would  even stumble across my secret  on accident because I am that careful with it.

My secret will break hearts. But as the saying goes,” The Truth Shall Set You  Free ” and broken hearts do eventually heal and if they don’t all I can say is super glue works wonder on everything  it touches.

So let’s free ourselves, shall we?

Here it is, my nearest and dearest friends and family. Here is my well guarded secret.

When the Moon is full, I do NOT turn into a Werewolf.

I don’t even hop on a broom and fly over your house and cackle madly in maniacal  glee as I pass by.

AI Artwork Creator Unnown: Werewolf

You see, the truth is that I sit  at home when the Moon is full and I watch British Murder mysteries on TV and I eat seafood nachos until  I burst.

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It’s all of the other days when the moon is NOT full that I turn into a werewolf.

I hope my truth hasn’t disappointed you too much.

AMM

Halloween Windows

Take a look and a listen through these Halloween windows from the early 1900’s- they are spooktacular!

The High Hatters – Spell Of The Blues Victor Military Band – Spooky Spook by Victor Military Band (1917) Isham Jones – I’ll See You in My Dreams (1924) Collins & Harlan – The Ghost Of The Saxophone (1917) Edna Brown & The American Quartet – Mysterious Moon (1912) American Quartet – That Mysterious Rag (1911) Walter J Van Brunt & Maurice Burkhardt – The Ghost Of The Violin (1912) Peerless Quartet – The Ghost Of The Ukulele (1917) Edward Claypoole – Spooky Spooks (1916) Clarence Wiley – Carbarlick Acid Rag (1904) Bessie Smith – Haunted House Blues American Symphony Orchestra – Hallowe’en Dance (1909) Earl Fuller’s Rector Novelty Orchestra – Graveyard Blues (1918) Dan Quinn – More Work for the Undertaker (1902) The Peerless Quartet – The Ghost Of The Terrible Blues (1915) The Premier Quartet – That Syncopated Boogie-Boo (1913) Helen Gross & The Kansas City Five – Undertaker’s Blues (1924) Maurice Burkhart – At The Devil’s Ball (1913) American Quartet – The Skeleton Rag (1912)

Halloween Fun

I found these little rhymes today- they are fun so I thought I’d share them.

29 Days To Halloween

There are 29 Days to Halloween and I wonder, is it not cool to dress up as a Ghostbuster on Halloween? Because I’m thinking its a tad bit wrong.