Anita Marie:

I, Anita Marie,  take you 2017  to be my Brand Spanking New Year.

In the presence of  the Blogosphere  I offer you my solemn vow to not compare you to 2016 . I promise to put no other year above you.  To you 2017 I do swear with all of my heart to keep my New Years Resolutions and to perform them joyfully.

2017:

” I’ll bet that’s what you tell all of the years you shameless hussy “