The Invite

RDP Tuesday: GUIDE

I had drifted off while reading a book, I don’t remember the title but I remember how warm the sun shinning through my slightly dusty windows felt on my cool face and chilly hands and I remember the smell of furniture polish-it was overpowering-  lemony fresh was the scent. My sister was hard at work cleaning the woodwork because that’s what she does when she is feeling stressed out or sad.

She must have bathed my room and the rest of the house in it.

That day must have been a bad one for her.

“What pulled me away from my comfortable rest near the window was a voice whispering in my ear:

Follow me, follow me, follow the sound of my voice- just take one step at a time and follow me. ”

“Follow you where” I asked without turning my head.

” You will find out if you follow me, just follow the sound of my voice. ”

” Why?” I asked. “Why should I follow you.”

The voice sighed, the throat the voice was housed in cleared itself. ” Follow me, follow the sound of my voice. Just take one step at a time and follow me.”

I heard my bedroom door open, I heard the jingle and clicking of metal wheels  rolling through the doorway.

” You don’t want to be here for this part, follow me, follow the sound of my voice-”

I heard a zipper, I heard a man whisper something to my sister who was sniffling, they were just behind me and I wondered if they could see who it was that was whispering into my ear.

” If you are still here when they bring the gurney around,  you’ll lose  your mind. I promise you. So follow me, just follow the sound of my voice,”

So I did.

The walk away from my window was a long one, and during my I walk, at every step,  I wished  I could have finished my book.

The Devil You Say

Hamfatter is a real word and it is really in the dictionary.

It has it’s very own definition and someone took time to record it’s history.

But the funny thing about this word is that nobody is sure where it came from.

Hamfatter just popped up, shoved all of the other words off stage and made us talk about it.

I can picture the staff at Merriam Webster elbowing each other in the halls after staff meetings and giving each other the stink eye in the break-room after hotly debating the word Hamfatter before entering it into their system and giving the word Hamfatter it’s special place in the dictionary.

Think about it, this non-word still manage to make it  into our vocabulary despite the fact nobody knows what it actually means or where it really came from.

Hamfatter is a devilish word,   so from today on I intend on making it a part of my  day to day vocabulary and using it often.

I like devilish words.

RDP Monday: HAMFATTER

We Have A Winner Folks!

I  found these on my trip to Wisconsin last month at a museum, a fun house and a cemetery.

One of them is my favorite ‘discovery’.

Guess which one it was?

Photo A.M. Moscoso
Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum
Dells, Wisconsin
Octboer 2024

Photo By Anita Moscoso
Upside Down House
Dells, Wisconsin
October 2024

Photo A.M. Moscoso
October 2024

RDP Friday: DISCOVERY

Must Be The Season

Last weekend I was feeling out of sorts, so I decided to pull out my Christmas tree lights to see if they needed replacing ( which they did, but I had two extra boxes for situations like that, so problem solved. ) and then I decided while I was at it, I should probably give my tree a going over because it’s in sad shape last year and if it needed replacing I had plenty of time to do that.

I put it together. I stood back. I wondered if my neighbors would notice if I tossed the entire tree into the trash, or if I should do the right thing and take it apart first.

What I saw after  I assembled it  was that my tree was mashed on one side because I had re-packed it wrong, but then I thought- oh what the Hell. It’s got character.

So went ahead and decorated it because I really didn’t want to take it apart again. I didn’t want to make a sneaky run to the dumpster.  I mean, it was up and the lights were working so…let’s do this!

Not bad, I told myself when I had finished decorating it. Not bad at all.

Oh. Yeah. Krampus is my Christmas Tree Star.

Photo A.M. Moscoso
November 10., 2024

Over the years Hamish Macbeth has learned that when the tree is up and decorated it’s time for him to get his picture taken- which isn’t his favorite thing in the world to do but cookies are involved so he gives in.

This year he hit his mark without me asking and I was so happy I snapped his pictures super fast.

Photo A.M. Moscoso Hamish Macbeth November 10, 2024

I want to have something to celebrate and even the people I thought would be dancing in the streets aren’t dancing in the streets. They’re sitting in front of their TV’s and laptops, their phones  clenched in one hand, a red cap in the other and they are waiting to hear the world is perfect now. They’re going to be sitting there for a very long time.

Last Halloween wasn’t exactly a fun time for me ( which is odd ). On my birthday  ( aka Election Night ) the Monsters on Maple street arrived- and not in a fun way that monsters show up during the Halloween Season.

I’m not sure what Christmas will be like next year. All I know is that I have learned my lesson from the Halloween that wasn’t- is that want to find a way to celebrate Christmas- and I’ve decided to do it by jumping into it feet first.

Too bad I won’t be rewarded with a cookie or two.

RDP Tuesday: SEASONAL