Start Early Krampus!

Dear Krampus

Why wait until Christmas to pay us a visit?

As you know, we are dealing with Covid-19 and some of us are acting responsibly.

Some of us were laid off from work but we aren’t reaching for guns and ropes and threating elected officials to let us get back to getting tattoos and facials and expecting restaurant staff to risk their lives to serve us food and coffee and cheesecake-OR ELSE.

We aren’t crowding to beaches because we might pick up a virus that could kill someone who lives next door to us, or someone in our family.

However some of us are doing ALL of those things- and like every spoiled brat you have ever stuffed into a sack people are doing these things because they don’t want to be told ” No” and the temper tantrums that are being thrown could be more serious then those in the past.

Given that you have a bumper crop of brats of all sizes and ages you might want to start early this year. I wouldn’t want you to get frazzled.

Sincerely Yours

AMM

RDP Sunday –FRAZZLED

Solid Burn-Once Upon A Virus

Well. It’s hard to argue with the points- they used Trump’s quotes and Trump’s actions and they used Legos.

I like legos….so I’m not down with them being “politicized”

LOL.
Just kidding, I thought it was an awesome use of Legos.

This is a video from China with luv.

I guess it’s up to you how you feel about it.

Meet My Spirit Animals

We’ve seen those dog shaming posts on Facebook, well most of us have.

Meet two of the coolest dogs in the world- they don’t heckin’ CARE what you think and they don’t care what you say

Meet Mabel and Olive- they own ( and I mean they OWN ) a Scottish newscaster named Andrew Cotter…he makes noises about how these two pawsome girls have no respect for him and he is thinking about getting a cat.

BOL… I dare you  Andrew. Seriously. Go for it.

 

More on Olive, Mabel and Andrew at the link below:

BBC commentator Andrew Cotter’s hilarious dog videos go viral
While the sporting world has shut down, one commentator has delivered exactly the type of content the world needs right now.