Trump, as per usual babbled and rambled and said a bunch of stupid things in his speech to the billionaires that paid for his Office, but my favorite babble concerned Mars. So here we go:

Convicted Felon Donald Trump-

you ignorant stain on humanity,

Today you sent tingles straight to your boyfriend’s nether regions when you said we were going to plant the stars and stripes on Mars.

However.

There are a few obstacles that NASA has said are keeping us from planting anything with human hands on Mars and they are:

• The distance between Earth and Mars is a major obstacle plus the first ship to Mars would have to be a cargo ship and guess what! The Starship rocket blew up.  so unless Amamzon Prime steps up, that rocket is not a sure thing right now.
• Humans need to learn more about how to cope with being in a low gravity, close proximity, close environment situation on spaceships for several months of transit. I don’t know if you watch the news or read any books on the subject but the human body breaks down when it’s been in space for to long and we don’t know how to manage that.  It’s not a secret. NASA has spelled it out in detail HERE
• There are issues of food, water and oxygen, the deleterious effects of microgravity, potential hazards such as fire and radiation and the fact that any such astronauts would be millions of miles away from help and confined together for years at a time. Fire and Raditiation are true killers. You know what else is a killer? People who get sick to death of the sight of each other.
• The atmosphere on Mars is about 100 times thinner than Earth’s, making it difficult to land safely. Do you know how we land on Mars right now? We use a parachute. That’s right. A parachute. Do you know what happens to a space craft  attempting a landing on Mars when the  parachute fails? Ask one of your maids what happens when you drop an egg on the floor. It’s something like that but those eggs don’t cost billions of dollars and there aren’t any humans inside of them.

I figure you rich guys want to start a colony on Mars so that you and yours will have somewhere to go after you’ve trashed Earth and it’s nothing more then a poisoned rock twirling around the Sun. But  as for  you and you Side Chick Musk, the clock says your stuck here with us and I can’t help but to feel there is some small justice in that. You don’t get to do a smash and grab to an entire planet and then fly off LOL. I mean I’m all for sticking the entire lot of you and your disgusting band of rich boys into a spaceship and shooting you off into space, but like I said. It’s not  a reachable goal.

Mars is inhabited by robots right now. They’re actually good at what they do and they don’t need you showing up anytime in the near future and ruining things for them.

This self-portrait of NASA’s Curiosity Mars rover shows the vehicle at a drilled sample site called “Okoruso,”
Date Created: 2016-06-13