Sunburn!

RDP Wednesday: SUNBURN

Sebastian Luczywo
Frosty Autumn

One of my friends always dives  into big chunky sweaters when the temperature drops below 64 degrees ( 18 celsius ) and  hits a respectable distance from the low 50’s.

When I am  with her on those  days  where she thinks hypothermia is about to settle in- she tells me ( with her teeth chattering to drive her point home ) that  she is from Southern California and she has never gotten used to the cold, frigid Pacific Northwest weather.

Look, my friend is in her mid 60’s and she hasn’t lived in sunny California since she was three years old- the rest of those years she’s been up here in Seattle mourning for her lost warm California sun.

I’ve spent more time then her in States where you could literally fry an egg on the sidewalk  during the Summer and the our moderate Pacific Northwest climate doesn’t bother me.

But I guess that my friend needs to  illustrate how much she hates our weather and that is the picture she paints of her feelings.

When my friend- and  I have a few like her but not as dramatic about their love of the Sun as she is-  they talk about the way the Sun makes them feel calm and relaxed. They are all about  lounging  on deck chairs slathered in sunscreen  and going to the beach or to a lake and strolling the rocky shoreline with peace in their hair and wind in hearts ( yep, I did that  worded it that way on purpose )

They love  the serenity  that comes with warm Sunny days.

When you consider what the Sun is and what it does above our heads every second of every day- that’s a pretty funny position to take.

The Face

FOWC with Fandango: Mortifying

Replica of Lascaux cave paintings at the International Centre for Cave Art in Montignac, France

This is one of those stories that would make a a great ” Found footage ” film.

Nobody is actually in this story , nobody is there to say a word. In fact the light in this room isn’t aren’t  on.

This story, this moment takes place in a small room with smooth dark walls and next to one wall on a metallic tabled is a free standing thin screen  the size of something we used to call a phone book.

The screen on the table offered the only light to  the room and it is as pale as a singled over used  birthday cake candle. At first the light coming from the screen was pale yellow, then it went dark and in that second the small room was plunged into darkness.

Then the screen pulsed and then it glowed and then the room was bathed in  clear white light.

A series of numbers rolled a across the top of the screen and then below the numbers  were a series of camera shots of of a ship’s cargo hold.

The holds were full of containers, and the walls were lined with  doors and touch keypads. You might wonder if there was any noise- maybe a fan to circulate air, the pulsing beat of an engine. A squeak of a rat or a mouse.

There wasn’t a sound for any microphone to pick up.

Those cargo holds were as quiet as a tomb.

Then the screens danced with information in English, French, Spanish German and the story they each told looked like shopping lists- names of fruits, vegetables, medicines. Then there were lists of seeds and then the names animals- cows, chickens, even dogs and cats and primates, exotic birds and sea life-each tagged stasis.

The screen filed each name of each plant, each animal  into neat boxes  and each was given a new series of numbers and symbols. The screen lit up pale blue.

It went pale yellow and then the screen blazed back life and then faces- some of those faces would be familiar to us- I’m not saying you would know exactly who they are but you’d get it. Those faces belong to  people we see on the news or in our information feeds on our phones and computers.

A long time ago they built marble statues to people like them- gigantic statues to remind you that the subject of the statues were God like and they would be there for all eternity to remind you of that simple fact.

Mortifying isn’t it?

The numbers and symbols stamped  over each face were identical.

The screen pulsed, it waited.

Each face scrolled in reverse order and as they disappeared, the screen pulsed and it beeped- or maybe it hissed.

Then it ran through the boxes where it had filed the dogs, the felines, the trees, the grains and birds and even the flowers over and over again.

The screen rested on the face of a dog, it pulsed light blue and when the screen was finished  and it went back to pale yellow, you could still see the dog smiling back out at you.

Hamish Macbeth

Bon Voyage You Little Devil

Inspired by the WP Prompt: What cities do you want to visit?

AI Artowrk by Cursejourney

I want to visit cities that are not on maps

I want to travel to towns that you find on accident when you are driving late at night

and there isn’t a single street sign to guide you and you are  low and gas  and the

Moon and the stars are unnaturally bright and you can hear the Ocean, which is funny

because 15 minutes ago you were driving through a land locked state  that hasn’t as a

taste of Ocean  air for over 300 million years.

I know those cities are out there- I dream about them almost every night.

AI Artwork- Ctreated by Cursejourney

Dear Krampus-My First Letter

Fandangos One Word Challenge ” Transgression ”  has  inspired me to create a series of posts with one theme- My Letters To Krampus- ho ho ho!

Artist Unknown

Christmas isn’t exactly my favorite time of the year now, so in the hopes of not ending up on  Krampus’ bad side ( does he have a good side? I wonder ) I am writing to him to plead my case- that maybe I’m not a total Christmas Spoiler and don’t deserve a budle of sticks for Christmas

My first effort is: I heard the worst Christmas Story Today

AI Art by The Pumpkin Empress

Dear Krampus,

She told me a story about her family.

She told me that  she has two nieces and that every year she wishes she could see them for Christmas but she can’t- it’s not like she couldn’t just drive over and say ” ho ho ho ” and give then gift cards to Starbucks.

She just can’t bring herself to, as she put it, ” perform the ritual “.

She told me that one of her nieces was born with  a debilitating disease that ran in her Sister-In- Laws family and had her Sister-in- Law not been selfish and wanted a baby, her niece wouldn’t have to have such a challenging life.

Her other niece, she told me, was as vain and vapid as her Mother and that in her niece’s entire life she had never seen her with a book in her hand.

Her vain and vapid niece was gorgeous though and to prove it she showed me a picture of her niece.  As she gazed down at her phone into  her nieces image, I saw true love.

I got the feeling that in Her mind this image of a you woman making duck lips at the camera made up for her niece’s lack of intellectual curiosity and that spelled out the hint that being  vain and vapid was a trait that ran on both sides of the family.

I told her I had three nieces and that they were all finding their way in the world- including my niece with Autism and they were doing their best to find their way through the world.

She winked at me and said, ” of course they are “.

I wanted to reach out and jab my finger into her stupid overly made up eye.

That year like every year I see my nieces at Christmas and that sometimes  I see them with books in their hands and sometimes they wear  alot of makeup and sometimes they tell great stories and jokes and other times I wonder how such unique and stunning creatures could be related to me.

I know I am lacking in the Christmas Spirit Krampus, but  on this day I didn’t tear someone’s eye out their head and I told a nice Christmas story about my family,

AMM