Aunt Irene

RDP Tuesday: ADVENT
Photo A.M Moscoso

My Aunt Irene used to throw the BEST Christmas Eve Parties-

the food was good ( her specialty were Bourbon Balls and sugar cookies )  the decorations were beautiful- there was a nice balance of the modern and the traditional and my Aunt Irene always wore pearls and a black dress and she always set a beautiful table.

But in the midst of all of this finery, sitting on the corner  above her fireplace sitting casually next to a Santa ornament was a little worn glass ornament. The figure next to Santa had black fur and he was dressed in red and sprouting from his head were horns.

I don’t know when this decoration appeared- he could have been there for all of our Christmas gatherings and I didn’t notice him until I was tall enough to see the top of the fireplace mantle more clearly.

So that Christmas, when I was seven years old I asked my Grandpa Bert ( his sister was my Aunt Irene ) why there was a Devil on Aunt Irene’ fireplace and he told me that was Krampus.

My Aunt Irene was putting little dishes of bourbon balls on  the table next to us. She stopped to listen in because my and my Grandpa’s conversations were like car crashes. When you drive by one, you know you shouldn’t look, but you do.

Krampus, my Grandfather said, showed up  before  Christmas and punishes wicked children. Sometimes he even carries them off into the woods.

” Is he a monster? ” I asked.

My Grandfather said he  most certainly is.

” And he visits naughty children – never the good ones?”

That’s right he told me.

I asked again if Krampus was a monster- not just a regular monster but a scary one.

He’d put Dracula and Frankenstein’s monster to shame, said my Grandpa bluntly.

I considered this. Christmas had more going on then I had ever imagined.

” Anita, ” my Aunt Irene said to me, ” wipe that smile off you face. Honestly. ”

But she was smiling and so was my Grandpa.

And from the mantelpiece, so was Krampus.

Hamish and Krampus
December 20th 2022
Photo: A..M. Moscoso

It’s Just A Thought

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”
― John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley: In Search of America

Artist Unknown

Secret Satan

Artist Unknown

Every year Satan gets thousands of letter from children who have promised him that they’ve been good, that they have been obedient, that they have done their homework and not picked on their brother or sister and they never, not once forgot to feed their dog.

They swore on a stack of candy canes that every word they have written is true.

Satan raises each letter to his face and sniffs it. Sometimes he takes a little taste and when he’s done he always- and I do mean he always knows the truth.

Every year Satan get’s thousands of letters from boys and girls and true believers who swear on a stack of candy canes that every word they have written is  the honest to goodness truth.

Satan isn’t like Santa, he doesn’t cut a single soul a single break- unlike Santa who always comes through because he knows that in their hearts his letter writers do try to be good-

and this is why after Satan reads those letters he drops them into one of the bajillions of fire pits in Hell and lets them burn and doesn’t forward them to Santa-

he burns those letters ( himself ) because is anyone loves to make a little Merry now and then it’s the Devil himself- but that his secret and his secret alone.