I could try drinking one of those over priced fancy coffees that cost 10.00 a throw
I could try one of those recipes I’ve seen in my FB feed that involve something from the freezer section, whipped cream and crushed off brand vanilla cookies.
I could attempt a trip to Walmart.
OR
I could gouge my eyes out with a dull rusty knife loaded with bacteria and the remains of other gouged out eyeballs.
Choices, choices, choices.
Oh for Pete’s sake,
somebody hand me that rusty knife.

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