Choices

I could try drinking one of those over priced fancy coffees that cost 10.00 a throw

I could try one of those recipes I’ve seen in my FB feed that involve something from the freezer section, whipped cream and crushed off brand vanilla cookies.

I could attempt a trip to Walmart.

OR

I could gouge my eyes out with a  dull rusty knife loaded with bacteria and the remains of other gouged out eyeballs.

Choices, choices, choices.

Oh for Pete’s sake,

somebody hand me that rusty knife.

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Let’s Give It A Whirl

WP Daily Prompt wonders: What could you try for the first time?

For the very first time I could try:

not celebrating Halloween  and I could try writing a love story between two humans and not two monsters with big fangs and acid for blood.

I could try to  wink when I want to show the I am a mischievous little imp – but not to worry because I am  a  sweet little thing and could not  harm a fly.

I could fancy up  the spelling of my name so that it looks exotic – but don’t worry you would still pronounce it the same way.

I could try to wear my hair in a pony tail and sport my fleece pajama bottoms and big baggy sweatshirt that I have had for over 15 years  when I go grocery shopping.

I could try all of those things for the very first time with enthusiasm and a can do spirit- but lucky for me I  periodically suffer from depression and  not insanity.