Here is a secret about me that the people who know me would never, ever in a million years suss out.

Not a soul in my world would  even stumble across my secret  on accident because I am that careful with it.

My secret will break hearts. But as the saying goes,” The Truth Shall Set You  Free ” and broken hearts do eventually heal and if they don’t all I can say is super glue works wonder on everything  it touches.

So let’s free ourselves, shall we?

Here it is, my nearest and dearest friends and family. Here is my well guarded secret.

When the Moon is full, I do NOT turn into a Werewolf.

I don’t even hop on a broom and fly over your house and cackle madly in maniacal  glee as I pass by.

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You see, the truth is that I sit  at home when the Moon is full and I watch British Murder mysteries on TV and I eat seafood nachos until  I burst.

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It’s all of the other days when the moon is NOT full that I turn into a werewolf.

I hope my truth hasn’t disappointed you too much.

AMM