Ghost of Christmas Present(S)

 

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I haven’t liked Christmas shopping since I worked in a bookstore at a Mall over 20 years ago.

Against a backdrop of giant Christmas Trees and canned Christmas music I saw humanity at it’s worst.

People demanded I fire employees who were not able to find them the books they wanted. I had people throw Christmas cards down on the counter and tell me how to fill them out. I saw people screaming at their kids, each other I saw a lot of people on the verge of tears.

All in the quest for  ‘ a gift ‘.

 

One year I saw a kid ( he was about ten years old )  look up at his Mom and he said, ” Just get me gift cards. You always buy the wrong things and you buy crappy presents.”

She said, ” I try.”

” To buy crappy presents?”

The woman shook her head and was trying to ignore him and when he saw he didn’t have her attention he said, ” Dad said all he wants are gift cards too. He says you always buy him stuff he doesn’t want.”

The woman set her purse on the counter. ” I’d like to get a gift certificate.”

” I hope you’re not getting that for me or Dad. We don’t like this bookstore.”

 

I went home that night and looked at our Christmas tree and then I reached down, yanked out the plug and  the tree went dark.

I felt a lot better.

 

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So for me the challenge is buying presents for anyone at all.

After seeing a random collection of people I began to wonder if the people who gave me gifts felt the same way as the people I saw at the Mall when they bought it.

I’d watch my  family open things I gave them and I’d watch every muscle in their face to see if I could tell what they really thought of my present to them.

I couldn’t tell.

 

Last year this friend off mine ambushed me. She said she wanted to go for hot chocolate and pie and on the way there she said she had to run into the mall. Not my favorite place during the holidays. Then she decided to take a spin through the neighborhood so we could see the lights and decorations – last years thing was giant gift packages and inflatable snow globes. Seriously, it was a tribute to shopping and it really did freak me out

All of those elves and snowmen holding giant gift wrapped packages with maniacal smiles on their faces, ” Here you go give them this…they’ll love it, they’ll love you. bwahahahaaaa!”

I ignored Christmas for the next few weeks.

 

This year I decided to focus on things like Christmas music and stories and writing- I still can’t bring myself to do the commercial thing with much enthusiasm. I wish I could. I suppose it could be an adventure.  So, just when I think I’m ready to jump into the pool and go for it, I see that woman with the rotting corpse of the Holiday Spirit in her eyes and her obnoxious kid, ” You buy crappy presents. ”

I hope Christmas is more then that.

It just has to be.

Forain

Inspired  Random Views Prompt:
 Our Random View: CHRISTMAS WRITING PROMPT #2: HARDEST PERSON TO BUY A GIFT FOR

 

Millions of Burned Out Stars

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I reached down to the Earth

and I lifted you up with my hands

you were cold, I was warm, I wanted to make you dance

 

So unfair you were scattered and broken

like millions 0f burned out stars

I cradled you gently I formed you carefully, I gave you my lonely heart

 

When I was done I fell to my knees

I looked up at you from the ground

I reached up, I touched your arm and a voice from behind me said,

 

” Nice snowman lady but what’s that red thing on it’s chest?”

 

Daily Post Prompt: Construct

List THIS Santa!

Last Christmas I felt like I had lost my Christmas Spirit- so I dug deep and found it again.

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What I came across was how excited I was, as a kid,  about Krampus and how he visited bad kids for Christmas ( and he got the naughty list from Santa- what a snitch!)

So for me it was the ultimate win win- if I was good I got a visit from Santa- if not I got a visit from a demonic monster.

I couldn’t believe my luck.

My holidays were going to be Merry, no matter how bad I screwed up and as a kid I did plenty of that.

So among the things I’m sure showed up on my charge list were:

Well...I did.

Well…I did.

I scared my brother and sister on purpose with my own made up horror stories.

I dug up my neighbor’s yards on the way to school because I was looking for vampires.

I stole penny candies from the store on the corner because I hated one of the cashiers ( to be fair, she did refer to me as the little mongrel girl- my parents were at the time one of the not many mixed race couples living in our hometown ). She’d haul me into the managers office and I’d eat the candy on the way there. I was six and I had no idea I was destroying evidence. I  just liked the look on her face when she saw me chewing and the trail of candy wrappers behind me.

Me and my friend used to climb out the window at school and shimmied across the ledge to the fire escape because our class was two floors up from the ground – we wouldn’t come back even when the teacher caught us. She’d go out on the fire escape and we would crawl around the ledge and try to get into another window. We used to bark like dogs when we did that- I really have no explanation for that part.

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But when I was good, well to be perfectly honest about it, my Mom and Dad had a low threshold for that because I was such a little weirdo.

As long as blood, fire or an angry mob wanting my head wasn’t involved, they were pretty happy with me.

Like I said, it was a win-win for me.

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What brought back those memories about how much I liked Krampus was an old ornament that I saw in one of my family’s Christmas pictures. He was  pretty vicious looking and he was posed on a fireplace mantle with little Santa and his reindeer figurines.

He was sort of Godzilla sized compare to the delicate little figures.

He was also one of my favorite decorations.

My Grandpa used to tell me about Krampus, but if he was telling a cautionary tale I missed the point ( as I usually did ) and I guess he knew it because he’d pour himself a drink, load up his plate with Bourbon Balls and then he’d launch into a bunch of stories about Krampus. I’m pretty sure he made most of them up because most of the kids who showed up on Krampus’ list were named ” Anita ” or ” Anita Marie ” .

I used to think that was pretty cool.

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This year I’m in a much better place with the Christmas Season- and I have Krampus to thank for that- in case you’re wondering what that thunk was, I’m pretty sure it was Santa facepalming himself into a mild head injury.

Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas!

Anita Marie

 

Our Random View: Christmas Writing Prompt #1 – Last Christmas

 

Off To The Holidailies!

It’s time for the 2016 Holidailies and I am IN!

The Holidailies are posts that are related to the Holiday Experience so you will find a lot of cool stories, recipes and photographs with a holiday theme.

If have a site to share, you might want to dive ii. The Goal is to do a post a day, but nobody kicks you off if you can’t.

I hope you’ll stop by my blog- as well as the others you will find listed at the Holidailies site- and you will have as much fun reading as we had creating.

amm

2016