Dear Krampus,

I saw a  pretty awful movie this week.

It was called Mother Krampus and had nothing to do with your story at all- which is ok. A good story will  grow and run on it’s own two legs ) or four or eight, you get my point ) and to make it worse- it just sucked.

Let me paint you a picture.

Remember that game  that I used to love to play with my family called, “Consequences”?

Consequences is the old parlour game where each player is given a sheet of paper, and all are told to write down a word or phrase to fit a description (“an animal”), optionally with some extra words to make the story. Each player then folds the paper over to hide the most recent line, and hands it to the next person. At the end of the game, the stories are read out.

AI Artwork: Pumpkin Empress

Well watching this movie made me feel like I had come across a game of Consequences.

Yep. It was pretty naughty of someone to have put this one together. Just saying.

amm