RDP Tuesday: BREAKING NEWS
A scene from the lost 1923 silent film BLUEBEARD’S EIGHTH WIFE.
We all have our little rituals.
Some of us buy fancy expensive underwear and chocolates to hand out for Valentines Day. Some of us eat Waffles on Sunday. Some of us get tattoos every time we pop out another child.
My ritual is a special one and I look forward to performing it every Halloween.
On Halloween I kill you, sometimes I do it more then once because, darn it-it feels good.
I guess this is the part where I mention that you turn up in various stages of decay in the stories I write- sometimes you are already dead and the part you get is that of a rotting corpse. Other times you get done in by a Devil or a psychopath.
Once I baked you in a pie.
It was yummy, I mean the story was yummy. It was funny too. And well written, if that counts for anything.
For the curious, you worked your way into this special ritual because when I told you my nephew had died from a terminal illness- that you knew about his illness because I told you about it when we learned seven years before that at the age of 14 he would probably be dead by the time he was in his early 20’s,
you sent me this message
That was all you said about my nephew’s death. That’s how you expressed your condolences for the death of a young man you watched grown up.
I wouldn’t have wished his death on anyone, not even you. But to be honest sometimes I do. Yeah. Honestly. Sometimes I do.
So let me take away the mystery, let me erase any doubts, let me make myself perfectly clear. In August when I start setting up my blog for Halloween and the body count racks up around here, I just want you to know, so that there is no question about it that in that pile of ink stained corpses is you.
For the record, I toss in a few more people into that pile for different reasons that don’t matter right now.
But you my dear and special friend, I kill you every Halloween, sometimes more then once during Halloween but I never do it thoughtlessly or carelessly because unlike you my Soul might be dark but it is not empty.
And I put a lot of thought into what write and send out into the world.
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