Mischief Night

Experience Writng October 10th prompt is: Behind The Mask– this prompt asks what is behind the mask that people wear? Sometimes a mask isn’t always made out of plastic or paint and sometimes you don’t need to hide your face to give yourself the courage to hide your true intentions and cause a little mischief.

 

Every Halloween my Mom and  my Grandma Ginger and Grandpa Bert would take me and my brother to Woolworth’s to choose our Halloween costumes.

My Mom didn’t like shopping for Halloween costumes- well. She didn’t like shopping with me for costumes because unlike my brother, I looked at the rows and rows of plastic masks and I would freeze up.

Acutally I wasn’t frozen up. I just wasn’t crazy about the choices.

But one Halloween that all changed.

On this trip  to the store  my Mom was ready with my selections. ” What do you want to be, a Princess?  Look. Here’s a nice mask”

” Princess. ” my Grandpa Bert would snorted.

I looked over to him and he nodded at me and grinned.

” Princesses are dumb. Plus. They have to kiss boys- and frogs. I hate frogs. How come they can’t kiss  puppies instead? I like dogs.”

” That’s my girl. ” Grandpa Bert said.

My Grandma Ginger pulled a Gypsy Mask down. ” Look a Gypsy. They can curse people and tell the future. ”

” It’s very pretty. ” I said. ” Taking the box from her hand.

My Mom and Grandma Ginger smiled. They  were ready  to celebrate a job well done with a cigarette.

My Grandpa patted me on the head and  I held it up  over my head for him to see.

He snickered.

” My Granddaughter doesn’t need a mask to curse, do you Anita Marie? She does stuff like that at least twice a day by lunchtime. That’s not Halloween to her. ”

I handed the box back to My Grandma  and smiled- it was a sideways smile. It was my Grandpa Bert’s trademark smile.

My Mom and my Grandma didn’t always get along in those days, but they were on the same team on this day and they had had it with my Grandpa Bert’s shenanigans.

” What do you want to be? ” My  Mom demanded to know- her eyes were going all squinty so I knew things were ready to take a grim turn, ” A cat? ? What? You choose. Go on, You pick one out.”

” Okay. ” I put my arms out to my sides. I closed my eyes.

My Grandpa Bert spun me around a few times and  when he stopped me I pointed.

What do you know, I was pointing at a Devil Mask.

My Mom pulled the box down and she shoved it into my Grandpa Bert’s chest.

” The both of you – ” she was at a loss for words but my Grandma Ginger was not.

” The two of you should have been left in the woods to be raised by wolves. ” My Grandma Ginger spat at us. I mean, for real. She was mad.

We watched them stomp down the aisle and my Grandpa handed me the costume that  there was NO WAY my Mom and Grandma would have let me choose because it wasn’t pretty.

Walking behind them, because there was such a thing as overkill in shenanigans, me and my Grandpa Bert strolled to the check out stand with my Devil mask and a set of sideways smiles between us.

To Speak The Truth

The Painter and his Pug
William Hogarth1745-01-01

WP Daily Prompt asks: What’s something you would attempt if you were guaranteed not to fail.

Is this a for real question?

This prompt in a roundabout way brought back this memory- so stay with me here:

 

Once I was going through Jury selection and I was asked what I did for a living and I said that I was a Mortician’s Apprentice-

the next question was,

” so you embalm dead people? ”

I felt like a little prairie dog all alone in a field with nowhere to hide and  above me, in deep clear  blue sky ( the skies are blue all day on the open range- at least that’s what the song says)  a  little black dot circling  over my head.

” Well,” I said slowly as I looked up and around the room without trying to move for fear the little block dot circling over my head in my mind’s eye decided to swoop down for the kill   ” embalming live ones is frowned upon- pretty much by everybody I think. ‘

Today’s prompt makes me feel like I did that day in the Courtroom. It feels like a weird trick question.

I have to say, what is the point of doing anything if you know how it will all end?

I’ve tried a lot of things I thought would be great and sometimes I was happy with the end result and there were other times I could have torn my own face off and fed it to the sharks  so nobody would ever recognize me and one of my stupid ideas ever again.

But those experiences have given me ideas for a lifetime of stories, so no I don’t want to know how anything I do ends.

That takes the fun out of life.

Abracadabra!

Experience Halloween Photo Challenge: MASK

RDP  Wednesday: OVERDUE

Yesterday I went in for an overdue hair appointment.

You might say I traded one mask for another.

As you can see, I needed some work. Well. I needed a lot of work.

I’ve been putting it off because I am going to some Halloween events with my granddaughter next week so I let things go over the summer.

Me
A.M. Moscoso

Tuesday afternoon I appeared in  Michael Dean’s doorway  just as a rip roaring rainstorm hit- no kidding, it was raining like the dickens. A pile of water logged red and gold maple leaves followed me over the threshold as I made my soggy, yet dramatic entrance.

When Mick saw me  in all of my October storm looking  glory, he didn’t bat an eye, he didn’t say what the heck. Cool as a cucumber he motioned me to the chair. He draped a black cloth over my shoulders and the he told me to sit. He stepped behind, me he looked up and then he looked at the back of my head and nodded.

Like the reincarnation of Harry Houdini himself Mick waved his  magician’s wand  scissors all around my head and when he we done he said. ” Perfect. “

Then he went to the backroom and mixed a magical potion. He  came back wearing a black apron and then he meticulously painted charms on patterns all over my hair.

When he was done with that he sat me under the dryer and tried to boil my brains in my skull.

After a spell he told me to stand, so  me and my unboiled brains did as he requested because who doesn’t do what a Magician says in the middle of a magic trick? Not this girl. That’s for sure.

Me
A.M. Moscoso

As the shop  lights flashed, as the wind and the rain were pounding against the windows and rattling the door,

he took away the wrap, he fluffed up my hair and then I turned to the mirror and

My hairstylist is a Magician- FOR REAL! I told you didn’t I?

AI Art by Cursejourney

Nah, he didn’t turn me into a demon lady, I asked but no dice.

There is a limit to his magic, he claims.

Me
A.M. Moscoso

But I don’t believe that one bit.