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Your laying blissfully in bed. You just woke up. You rub the sleep out of your eyes, and stretch, admiring the sounds of the birds chirping. ” What a lovely day ” you think to yourself.
Before your feet can hit the ground, there’s an explosion. Next thing you know, your house is shaking like there’s an earthquake. You brace yourself the best you can , and run outside. People are running out of their homes, yelling and screaming. Fire envelopes the surroundings, as sheer panic sets in. There’s dead bodies all around you. You look in the sky ….there seems to be some kind of strange air crafts flying around. It’s hard to tell if they’re trying to help or hurt…..next thing you know, you realize your being attacked by nuclear bombs from unidentified space vehicles. ” This is it” you think to yourself. It’s the end of the world. Aliens have taken over. Without any warning from above, you realize you are now meeting your certain death.
That very second that thought hits you must be the most terrifying moment in all of that.
Death by alien nukes
Okay, game over, time to head home
You just know that giant mason jars are involved too.
There is a God 😏
So it shouldn’t surprise us to see cats flying the space ships.
Not at all
Your’e lease is up. here’s the eviction notice.
KABOOM.
We’re here.
said in my Great Grandmother’s stern voice.