As we wade through the mountains of word-turds dropped all around us by Convicted Felon Donald Trump, I thought it would help to define and draw a picture of his followers who also drop mountains of word-turds too.
I call these turd droppers MAGAts:
Supporters of President Trump, one carrying a bust of the President, climb the walls of the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2020, as they and thousands of others protest the electoral college certification of President-Elect Joe Biden.
Structurally, MAGAts display similar features across species. Their body shape tapers to a point, and they are typically pale in color.MAGAts have no spines attached to their soft bodies.
Their anatomy includes mouth hooks, which act as forks that scoop decaying food ( and words )into their mouths. The varying structures of mouth hooks enable observers to differentiate between different species of MAGAts.
WASHINGTON, DC – JANUARY 06: Protesters interact with Capitol Police inside the U.S. Capitol Building on January 06, 2021 in Washington, DC. Congress held a joint session today to ratify President-elect Joe Biden’s 306-232 Electoral College win over President Donald Trump. A group of Republican senators said they would reject the Electoral College votes of several states unless Congress appointed a commission to audit the election results. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
Their bodies also contain oversized salivary glands that enable them to digest decomposing material more easily.MAGAts breathe through anterior and posterior passages to the trachea known as spiracles. MAGAts also speak out of their posterior passages.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
–George Carlin
Trump supporters near the U.S Capitol, on January 06, 2021 in Washington, DC. The protesters stormed the historic building, breaking windows and clashing with police. Trump supporters had gathered in the nation’s capital today to protest the ratification of President-elect Joe Biden’s Electoral College victory over President Trump in the 2020 election. (Photo by Shay Horse/NurPhoto via AP)