It sounds like Trump aka Twitler aka The Trust Fund Manchild is going to use the military to go into the streets and houses and businesses and hospitals and Day cares and schools, they will go into the fields and and that they will be tasked with rounding up anyone who, how shall we put it, is an ‘invader’.

I look like an invader, I married into a family that whose last name certainly sounds like an invader’s name and if I were to be stopped on the street and asked to produce my papers- I couldn’t. I haven’t seen my birth certificate since I moved to Toilet Town, my dog ate my social security card and I don’t know where my US PASSPORT is.

A.M. Moscoso

So I guess if I had to say where my family came from, I’d have to say-

Canada.

Oh. And the UK.

Plus members of my Dad’s family fought the in American Revolutionary War and if I could go back and slap them upside the head for making THAT stupid move I would. I digress.

The bottom line is- I  may not look like ” an American ” I don’t have an American sounding surname,  however,  I’d put my North American/ US Citizen Bona fides up against any knuckle dragging NASCAR buba any effing day of the week.

However, if the moment comes when I comes and I am asked my Country of origin- I’m going to say Canada, because it’s true.

Also, I am going to say it in German because why the Hell not?

Make it so-send my back to Canada. I hate it here now anyway.

It’s a sure fire deal that Trump and his Humpers and the boneheads that voted for him are going to absolutely destroy the United States.

The thing of it is, the Trump-Humpers, The Maggerturds and the ‘ Low info Voters ‘ are truly convinced that Trump is going to rebuild America in his ( read ‘THEIR’) image but that isn’t even remotely true.

Trump is primed to go lawless and he’s brought his friends along to partake in the ultimate smash and grab. He’s not making America great for anyone except himself.

So, one of my commuter buddies who is a Republican that voted for Trump says to me, ” I thought you would be angry or something. But you’ve got a good attitude Anita. You’re not mean about ‘our’ win”. she looked a little suspicious, ” I mean, you’re pretty chill about the whole thing. ”

I looked int her eyes, I smiled and I did that thing where I crinkle my nose.

” Well. That’s because when Trump sacrifices the Constitution and the Rule of Law upon a mountain of Red Caps and opens the Gates of Hell, we’re all going  through those gates together. Me, you and  for sure that crazy lady who wore the too tight t-shirt that said , ” Trump Can Grab My P^%$”

I guess I should add, I think I am now short a commuter buddy.

I write about evil, I think about Horror more then is probably healthy for me and I have a pretty good idea what is coming down the road right at us.

But hark! I bring you some advice on how to navigate these troubled waters.

I hate Jon Stewart and I don’t watch him when he is on the Daily Show, but the other anchors are awesome and this segment has some good advice on how to deal with the Magamess headed our way.

Jordan Klepper and Desi Lydic looked at one option for Democrats on handling the incoming Trump administration.

People like Matt who’s quote shows up in the Philadelphia Inquirer  are desperate for you and me to believe he just woke up one day and voted for  ‘ a guy like Hitler ‘ in order to save the United States from Wars and Financial Ruin.

I will call BS on people like Matt all day long because you don’t wake up one morning and vote for person  who is like someone who was responsible for the deaths of

SIX MILLION PEOPLE

to save a few bucks on gas and grocery money- things in which Presidents don’t control, but their big Daddy Donors DO.

Tell it like it is- people like this guy have been waiting for a Hitler 2.0  to hit the stage so they could vote for him and guess what- things could have been peachy keen and they STILL would have voted for someone like Trump who has the stink of Hitler on him.

That lack of humanity that would move someone to vote for  Hitler has festered in the Souls and brains of people like Matt for a very long time.

Quote below from the Philadelphia Inquirer ( subscription required– or read the brief HERE

Matt Wolfson, a 45-year-old former construction worker from Scranton, said he was concerned about Trump’s authoritarian personality, but he believed that could help keep the U.S. out of wars and possibly bring peace in Ukraine and elsewhere.

“He’s good and bad ,Wolfson said. “People say he’s a dictator . I believe that. I consider him like Hitler. But I voted for the man.”“

Supporters of President Trump, one carrying a bust of the President, climb the walls of the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2020, as they and thousands of others protest the electoral college certification of President-Elect Joe Biden.

Before the election I watched an interview with a Latina who was born in Mexico and had become  U.S. Citizen.

Her husband had grown up in the U.S. but was not a citizen yet.

She did that cutesy thing where she said she might vote for Biden, but more then likely she would vote for Trump but that she did like Biden’s plan for a path forward for people like her husband….so maybe she said, maybe she would vote for Biden,

Well, as we know now  Biden forced out of the race by ” Leadership ” – with a little love from George Clooney, and  Trump won the election.

Here’s the fun part.

Trump wants to put non-citizens in prisons and interment camps and then he wants to deport them.  That’s what he’s going to do on day one because as we know that is going to bring down the cost of housing and food and all those things that Republicans said were driving Americans into the poorhouse.

Deporting one million  people  is going to take time of course.  But to make you feel all fuzzy and warm and patriotic, there is a BIG bonus that Trump tossed in that would directly  affect the Latina who voted for him.

If they round her husband up, they won’t let him go because his wife voted for Trump. However, because Republicans are into Family Values, they won’t split her family up. She and their children ( who I am assuming were born here and are US Citizens )can go into the Camp with her husband and they can all be deported together.

What can I say sweetheart other then Aloha and enjoy the ride home.

Photo: Terry Preshaw