It’s a Funny Menu, Isn’t it?

WP asked what my family’s three favorite dishes are and I’ve listed them here.

My recipes a colorful collection because my family is pretty diverse, so we have always been at each other to pony up and bring these to our family gatherings.

I pulled the recipes off line because I’ve been making them ( and enjoying them since I had teeth ) almost my entire life and I make them from memory.

These recipes are great because they’re basic and you can easily adjust the ingredients to suit your taste.

I hope you enjoy these as much as we have!

Godfrey Family
1969

Seafood Enchiladas

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Filling:

  • 1 tablespoon butter
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • ½ pound fresh crabmeat
  • ¼ pound shrimp – peeled, deveined and coarsely chopped
  • 8 ounces Colby cheese, shredded
  • 6 (10 inch) flour tortillas

Sauce:

  • 1 cup half-and-half cream
  • ½ cup sour cream
  • ¼ cup butter, melted
  • 1 ½ teaspoons dried parsley
  • ½ teaspoon garlic salt

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).

  2. Make the filling: Melt butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add onion and sauté until translucent, about 5 minutes. Remove from the heat. Stir crabmeat, shrimp, and 1/2 of the Colby cheese into the skillet.

  3. Arrange a large spoonful of filling across the center of each tortilla, then roll tortillas around filling. Place enchiladas, seam-side down, into a 9×13-inch baking dish.

  4. Make the sauce: Heat half-and-half, sour cream, melted butter, parsley, and garlic salt in a saucepan over medium-low heat, stirring often, until lukewarm and well blended. Pour over enchiladas, then sprinkle remaining cheese over top.

  5. Bake in the preheated oven until crab and shrimp are cooked and cheese is melted, about 30 minutes.

Authentic Filipino Pancit

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Prep Time:
15 mins
Cook Time:
45 mins
Total Time:
1 hr
Servings:
6
Yield:
6 servings
  • 4 boneless chicken thighs
  • 1 (8 ounce) package dried rice noodles
  • 2 tablespoons soy-based liquid seasoning (such as Maggi®), or to taste
  • 3 tablespoons olive oil, divided
  • 1 tablespoon sesame oil
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • ½ large head cabbage, thinly sliced
  • 2 carrots, julienned
  • 1 teaspoon garlic salt

Directions

  1. Bring a pot of water to a boil over high heat. Add chicken thighs and boil until no longer pink in the centers and juices run clear, about 30 minutes. Strain broth into a bowl to reserve. Shred chicken thighs using 2 forks.

  2. Place noodles in a large bowl and pour in hot chicken broth, adding hot water to cover if needed. Set aside until noodles are softened, 5 to 7 minutes. Blanch noodles with cold water and drain well. Place into a bowl and add soy seasoning, 1 tablespoon olive oil, and sesame oil. Mix well and set aside.

  3. Heat remaining olive oil in a skillet or large wok over medium-high heat. Saute garlic in the hot oil until it begins to brown, about 1 minute. Add onion and cook for 2 minutes. Add chicken, cabbage, and carrots. Stir-fry for 3 to 4 minutes; season with garlic salt. Mix chicken mixture with noodles, add soy seasoning to taste, and serve.

Toad in the Hole

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For the batter:

  • 4 large eggs
  • ½ teaspoon kosher salt
  • ½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 2 pinches cayenne pepper
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
  • ¾ cup whole milk
  • ¼ cup cold water

For the sausages:

  • ¼ cup vegetable oil
  • 4 links pork sausage

For the onion gravy:

  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1 large red onion, minced
  • kosher salt to taste
  • 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
  • 2 cups chicken broth
  • ¼ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 teaspoon balsamic vinegar
  • 2 tablespoons onions, spring or scallions (includes tops and bulb), raw
  • 1 teaspoon chopped fresh chives, or to taste

 

 

Directions

  1. Prepare batter: Combine eggs, salt, pepper, cayenne, 1 cup plus 1 tablespoon flour, and milk in a large bowl; whisk thoroughly until batter is very smooth and no lumps remain. Whisk in water. Cover and let rest at room temperature for 1 hour.

  2. Prepare sausages: Heat vegetable oil in a skillet over medium-high heat. Add sausages and cook until browned, 2 to 3 minutes per side. Remove from the heat and transfer to a buttered 9×12- or 9×13-inch baking dish. Pour oil from the skillet over the sausages; brush oil with a pastry brush all over the bottom and up the sides of the dish.

  3. Start onion gravy: Melt butter in the same skillet over medium-high heat. Add onion and salt; saute until soft and starting to brown, 5 to 6 minutes.

  4. While onion is cooking, pour batter in and around the sausages. Place in the center of a cold oven and turn temperature to 500 degrees F (260 degrees C). Set oven timer for 30 minutes.

  5. While toad in the hole cooks, finish onion gravy: Stir in flour and cook for about 2 minutes. Whisk in chicken broth and return to a simmer. Add Worcestershire sauce and balsamic vinegar and simmer until gravy thickens up and reduces, about 5 minutes. Reduce heat to low and stir in green onions. Taste and adjust seasoning.

  6. When timer goes off, remove toad in the hole from the oven; it should be browned and puffed. Spoon gravy over the sausages and garnish with green onions and chives.

  7. Serve with extra gravy.

Chef’s Notes

I used British bangers, but any pork-based sausage will work.

You can use lard or clarified butter in place of vegetable oil, and any onion in place of red onion.

 

Quote of the Day

Europa

“Snow brings a special kind of silence to the world.” – Anonymous

Trim Reapers

For Word of The Day Challenge: BARBER SHOP

Did you know that the ancient Egyptians and the Greeks and Romans had Barber Shops and that these Barber shops were  community centers where business and politics were discussed and barbers were considered highly skilled craftsmen? It’s true. Have you ever looked at a mummy? Their hair was styled to perfection in death.

 

Then we get to the Medieval Period and some barber, somewhere decided he could up sell by performing tooth extractions, minor surgeries and blood letting. I think alcohol and a ‘why the hell not’ attitude may have played a part in that particular business plan.

Things at Barber shops got back on track and one of the most notable examples- though it wasn’t a barber shop, was a salon owned my Marie Laveau.Marie Laveau, was the famous Voodoo Queen owned and operated her own beauty parlor that catered to the wealthy families of New Orleans.

In her position as a hairdresser to the wealthy, Marie came across all sorts of information from her clients and being among a lot of other things Marie was a skilled at politics and used that information to her advantage.

Photo: A.M. Moscoso

Barber shops, beauty salons- if you look at these places closely and you take your time you’re bound to learn more  about people then how to curl your hair or trim your beard.

She Took My Bomp

A few years ago I got a terrible, horrible haircut at a Salon in Puyallup, Washington.

I went from having kind of wild looking wavy hair ( which was styled that way on purpose ) that went really wild and crazy because during the COVID-19  lockdown I couldn’t get my hair done, so it got out of control.

I went to this salon ( across the street from where I parked my Jeep at the train station)  because I noticed that the women walking in and out of it all had long hair so I thought I they could style my hair.

HA.

My millennial stylist evened my layers which made my hair flat and then she gave me the same exact short bob that my Mom had, that my Grand Aunt had, that the little old ladies that caught the bus at my stop near my home that lived at the Senior Housing complex had.

She turned me into a little old lady.

I eventually got a hold of my regular stylist and he fixed the damage, but it took forever to grow out.

Here’s the thing.

When I looked into the mirror and saw that old lady bob on my head, I stopped wearing makeup, I would throw on a tshirt and a sweater and I didn’t touch my regular clothes for months.

I lost the bop in my hop if you will.

Oh. And the cut was so out of character for me that my family had a mini-intervention because they thought I super depressed and in my depression had hacked my hair off.

I wish I could say that I didn’t let something like a horrific haircut that aged me 20 years did not push me off the edge and that I embraced this look and made a grand statement with it.

But I didn’t.

I really wish I had.

AI Artwork By: The Pumpkin Empress

Inspired By The Prompt: JAUNTY