Don’t Let The Rona Get You

Linda G Hill: One Liner Wednesday:

Photo A.M. Moscoso

This Thanksgiving will not be great.

Christmas is looking skinny

and

New Years Eve – you know, I don’t even want to go there.

But next year will be better- I refuse to entertain any other option at this point.

So.

When I get upset about the craziness we are in the midst of right now, I tell myself this to get me back on track:

“Keep calm and carry on.”

― Winston Churchill British Prime Minister

Amen PM, Amen.

 

When It Doesn’t Add Up

For: November Writing Prompts #1- Sweet Chaos

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Life.

 

I’ve inched through life

crawled through countless days

watched the time fly, watched it stop, heard  it roar like a beat up truck with a

broken  muffler and then  die

unceremoniously

at the end of the drive  with a plastic lawn jockey , missing an eye

and beaming a gritty mossy smile.

 

Life.

 

I’ve watched people walk, got out of their way as they ran for the door

without as much as a cherry  goodbye or a heartfelt go to Hell.

 

Life.

 

Sometimes I went along for the ride, sometimes I was pulled out by the tide and tossed

around like a leaf by the wind, by the rain

looking for that drain in the road to

send me home.

 

Life.

 

My life has been

like a wad of gum stuck

on the bottom of a dog’s paw, a cat’s claw

picking up gunk and fuzz

everyone knows it’s there but nobody wants to touch it.

 

Life.

 

My. Life.

 

Bring In The Clown

FOWC with Fandango-SCALAWAG

Photographer Unknown

At one of our Thanksgiving dinners

one of the guests leaned back in his chair and said to us:

” Well it looks like I’m officially one of you all now. “

A little puzzled, we asked what he meant. We had known him for years. A few of us had grown up with him.

” I’m a minority like you guys. So that makes me practically family. “

I grimaced. I knew where this was going.

” I’m a white Christian working class man. I’m a minority now. Just like you guys.”

Yes. He really said that.

To a family of Filipinos and Latinos.

With a smile.

A big one.

I Totally Meant To Do That

Word of the Day Challenge: COVFEFE

 

Walked through the mall

with my head held high

my makeup by Dior

wow did I shine!

 

My hair was behaving

it looked pretty fine

for once my bra did it’s magic

and the girls were my pride.

 

To bad my skirt was stuck up

 over my behind

and my undies were the faded ones

with mickey mouse on a bike.

 

But I kept on walking because-

because

COVFEFE

THAT’S WHY!