I Was Thinking

Peeps.

Photographer Unknown

If you put Peeps into the microwave, they turn into monsters.

 

Close The Windows!

Chuck E Cheese has a wild history- check it out:

https://youtu.be/Iqwgz0c8JIM

https://youtu.be/g9IIWDCQ_S8

Happy Easter- REALLY?

 

I don’t care what anybody says- Easter is a scary holiday.

First of all, at Easter we are celebrating a guy who died a horrible death and then rose from the dead.

To take the edge off of that detail , in that mix there is a giant rabbit that sneaks into your house at night and leaves you eggs and candy in a basket.

Did you miss the part that it’s a giant rabbit?

It’s ears are gigantic ( the better to hear you with ) It’s paws are gigantic ( the better to embrace you with )

and it’s teeth oh my it’s teeth ( the better to eat you with!)

Will you notice when it pounces?

You will not because you’ll be eating candy and eggs  and in some families there’s a tradition that says you will be dressed in brand new clothes.

La Doncella

Do you know what happened to The Children of Llullaillaco  also known as the Mummies of Llullaillaco?

They were given sweets and good food and dressed in beautiful clothes and then they were sacrificed.

Archaeological site at the top of Llullaillaco

Their graves were sort of round and filled with grave goods like textiles and little statues. Yep. I’ll go there. it’s like Children of Llullaillaco were in  baskets.

Like I said Easter, is at it’s heart a dark holiday. It’s a little macabre  too. So next to Halloween I actually like it quite a bit.

 

Take their eggs… I double dog dare you.

https://youtu.be/qQrJNGY1IPI

Al Had A Point

“A crook is a crook,” Capone said, “and there’s something healthy about his frankness in the matter. But a guy who pretends he is enforcing the law and steals on his authority is a swell snake. The worst type of these punks is the big politician, who gives about half his time to covering up so that no one will know he’s a thief.”

Al Capone

Photographer Unknown

Before the arrest of Donald Trump

Within the hour he is about to become the first former President to be booked and charged with a crime.

After the arrest of Donald Trump

Donald Trump did not have to take the traditional “Perp Walk ” but fact is- the Former President of The United States DID take a Perp Walk and by the look on his face it was a very long walk.

There goes the neighborhood.

It’s pretty clear, I loathe and despise Donald Trump. He IS a despicable human being.

However, I get no pleasure in seeing a Former President of The United States sitting hunched over and slack jawed while being charged with 34 Felony Counts in a court of law.

On the other hand, I do take great pleasure in seeing Donald Trump, the leader of the Republican Party, the presumptive Republican nominee for President of the United States, Patron of White Supremacists and Domestic Terrorists sitting in a court of law and being charged with breaking the law.

Lots of them.