HuResponse to: “Season 4 — Game 2.”

1. Favorite pizza topping?

Bacon and pineapple.

Do NOT start with me.

I like pineapple on my pizza.

2. What do you do too much and too little of today?

Tolerate my fellow humans.

3. Do you live by the 2 second rule when it comes to dropped food on the floor? [As in if food drops to the floor do you eat it or bin it?]

I have a Labrador Retriever . Food never hits the floor in my house.

4. Have you ever fooled around with electric wires and tripped you as in received a shock if yes, what were you doing?

I was pulling light fixtures from a display and learned the hard way that our display team were common sense challenged, so if you did as much as breath on a fixture it threw the circuit break off… EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

5. Are you a plate licker?

No. I’m a biter.

6. What time do you normally retire to bed for the night, or try to anyway?

When I am through with the world- and by that I mean it has played my last nerve I turn in for the night.

7. How many blue elephants would it take to change a red lightbulb in the green toilet?

Dude. If you think I’d go near a toilet that an elephant has access to, then me an you need to have some words. Because nobody should be playing around an elephant’s toilet.

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