HuResponse to: “Season 4 — Game 2.”
1. Favorite pizza topping?
Bacon and pineapple.
Do NOT start with me.
I like pineapple on my pizza.
2. What do you do too much and too little of today?
Tolerate my fellow humans.
3. Do you live by the 2 second rule when it comes to dropped food on the floor? [As in if food drops to the floor do you eat it or bin it?]
I have a Labrador Retriever . Food never hits the floor in my house.
4. Have you ever fooled around with electric wires and tripped you as in received a shock if yes, what were you doing?
I was pulling light fixtures from a display and learned the hard way that our display team were common sense challenged, so if you did as much as breath on a fixture it threw the circuit break off… EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
5. Are you a plate licker?
No. I’m a biter.
6. What time do you normally retire to bed for the night, or try to anyway?
When I am through with the world- and by that I mean it has played my last nerve I turn in for the night.
7. How many blue elephants would it take to change a red lightbulb in the green toilet?
Dude. If you think I’d go near a toilet that an elephant has access to, then me an you need to have some words. Because nobody should be playing around an elephant’s toilet.