If you were the new leader of your country and had the chance to transform something that’s currently an annoyance (or worse) into a very fun activity, what would it be? How would you go about the change, and why would you choose that particular thing?
If I could change one thing, I’d make Election Season fun.
I’d go back to putting voting booths in Saloons- so I guess that means Hooters.
Or better yet Crispy Kremes.
And instead of debates, I’d have the candidates play darts and do that race where you run with an egg on a spoon because from what I’ve seen that’s what it’s going to feel like they’re doing 99.9% of the time anyway.
Oh and if people start acting nasty to their friends or candidate shaming people who are running for office, I’d make them spend a week living as a homeless person.
I’m not sure why exactly, though I think it has something to do with learning what it’s liked to be shamed for just existing or not ‘acting right’.
Best of all, if you vote I’d give you more then a sticker.
I’d give out gift certificates for Pizza.
You vote and the machine spits out a coupon for a free pizza.
Sounds like fun doesn’t it?
The thing of it is,
If I were REALLY made leader of my own country there wouldn’t be elections and I sure as Hell wouldn’t give out free pizza.
So cherish and protect what you have.
I could be in charge.
And I’d treat my dog and cats better then you.
Count on it.