According to an article in the New York Post, there is an alarming upswing in the devil population and demonic possession and a shortage of Exorcists to fight them off.
I’m not so sure how to react to that news- laugh devilishly because apparently if you’re a demon you’re not going to be run off anytime soon or do I switch career fields and become an exorcist.
I know the obvious- you have to be a Priest and women can’t be Priests but to that I say: Beggars can’t be choosers and its about time the Church rethinks the entire Boy’s Only rule they have in that area.
If it fails, they can always say the Devil made them do it and they ask for forgiveness and hey presto it back to the status quo. It’s not such a hard thing to do. Look at White America- they did it when they put Trump into office in the effort to get things back to the way they were.
Result is- the Rockettes are going to be forced marched dance for joy, someone will say a prayer ( the woman leading the prayer Prays For Pennies but I think she’s doing it for free this time around )
So I am doing some reading up on Exorcisms, I’ll binge watch Supernatural and Lucifer and I may take a few notes on the Twilight Zone Episode ” The Howling Man ” and I’ll let you know what happens.
Hopefully, there will be Hell to pay and it pays better then minimum wage.
I, Anita Marie, take you 2017 to be my Brand Spanking New Year.
In the presence of the Blogosphere I offer you my solemn vow to not compare you to 2016 . I promise to put no other year above you. To you 2017 I do swear with all of my heart to keep my New Years Resolutions and to perform them joyfully.
” I’ll bet that’s what you tell all of the years you shameless hussy “