See You On The Other Side

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Here we go, marching into a New Year.

Last year I said I was going to write more

and I did.

Last year I said I would try to branch out

and try new things in writing and I did

( that would be poetry ).

I also promised to have more fun and that

sort of happened- I got into the color book experience

and that has been fun.

I’m glad I did it.

Given that I had a pretty good track record with this New Year’s Resolution thing

I think that this year I’m going to set a new goal:

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See you on the other side of Midnight.

 

Help!!! Wanted

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According to an article in the New York Post, there is an alarming upswing in the devil population and demonic possession and a shortage of Exorcists to fight them off.

I’m not so sure how to react to that news- laugh devilishly because apparently if you’re a demon you’re not going to be run off anytime soon or do I switch career fields and become an exorcist.

I know the obvious- you have to be a Priest and women can’t be Priests but to that I say: Beggars can’t be choosers and its about time the Church rethinks the entire Boy’s Only rule they have in that area.

If it fails, they can always say the Devil made them do it and they ask for forgiveness and hey presto it back to the status quo. It’s not such a hard thing to do. Look at White America- they did it when they put Trump into office in the effort to get things back to the way they were.

Result is-  the Rockettes are going to be forced marched    dance for joy,  someone will say a prayer ( the woman leading the prayer  Prays For Pennies but I think she’s doing it for free this time around )

So I am doing some reading up on Exorcisms, I’ll binge watch Supernatural and Lucifer and I may take a few notes on the Twilight Zone Episode ” The Howling Man ” and I’ll let you know what happens.

Hopefully, there will be Hell to pay and it pays better then minimum wage.

 

Daily Post Prompt:  Renewal

2017, Do You Take This Woman?

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 Anita Marie:

I, Anita Marie,  take you 2017  to be my Brand Spanking New Year.

In the presence of  the Blogosphere  I offer you my solemn vow to not compare you to 2016 . I promise to put no other year above you.  To you 2017 I do swear with all of my heart to keep my New Years Resolutions and to perform them joyfully.

2017:

” I’ll bet that’s what you tell all of the years you shameless hussy “

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The Last of the Spirits

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On the day after Christmas, the first thing to pop into my head when I open my eyes is ” Now what. ”

Since October I’ve been writing with the long dark nights as inspiration- I’ve been channeling surfing on the radio ( yes, I use a radio ) listening for different takes on Christmas Carols, I’ve gone on line looking for holiday sweaters and when I walk my dog I look for places where I can take pictures of him with holiday decorations in the background.

Now all I have to look forward to is the Spring.

Spring is the time of year when there is too much light, I wear clothes that look awful on me because Spring colors are pale and pasty and trimmed with delicate things like lace or eensy weensy flowers and itsy bitsy buttons.

I am not a pasteley person who likes to wear prints with weensy flowers and stupid delicate buttons that whisper ‘ Spring ‘

When Spring rolls around the shadows roll back and I feel like exposed and clunky and out of place. When I see bottles of sunblock show up on store shelves I want to do what Scrooge suggested with a little twist:

“If I could work my will,” said Scrooge indignantly, “Every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!”

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I want to bury that bottle of Sunblock in the heart of the first person who babbles on about needing the Sun and how they don’t feel alive unless they’re out sweating under a bright blazing Sun and they break out their sunglasses to- funny enough – keep the Sun out of their eyes.

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The world after Christmas is a boring one.

Blah, blah, blah, I’ve been so cold, blah, blah, blah I hate the dark, whine, whine, whine , I need the Sun.

Not EVERBODY does.

So in our retail driven culture we now zip through holidays and with that we think we can zip through the Seasons too.

I think there’s an app for that now.

Devil take it all

I quit the Human Race.

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So now that I am bound to be forced into an early Spring, I guess that this year I will wear lots and lots of black. I’ll wear my sunglasses indoors and cry about all of this awful light and remind my Sun Worshipping Friends of all the diseases they can get from tanning themselves and how the Pharaoh Akhenaten worshipped the Sun too and how his people turned on him for it ( Ok, I played with the details a bit, but  it’s close enough to make my point ).

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I am a Spring Scrooge.

I have no use for soft breezes and sun dappled streams and sitting under an umbrella drinking coffee ( someone needs to explain that to me) when it’s 80 degrees out.

Keep Spring in your way- and here keep mine too. I don’t want it. And may you both end up looking like over done microwaved hot dogs.

Bah Humbug- Bah Humbug I say!

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Creativity Portal: Winter Writing Prompts : Group #4  Scrooge/Bah Humbug

A Day Less Jolly

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On the Day after Christmas I did something new-

I went to the store.

I went to Walmart.

I learned a couple of things yesterday.

First of all I learned that in the Consumer Universe I am a novice, a beginner, I am without the survival skills one needs to compete in the shopping aisles on the day after Christmas.

 

People were mean and hostile- they road raged with shopping carts and a few of them were talking to their kids in a way I wouldn’t have talked to my own dog. My sister gave me her shopping cart and I hid at the end of an aisle were there weren’t any sale signs and tried to not make eye contact with the shoppers who strayed into such areas.

 

I did buy a couple of things- and when I was done I all but ran for the safety of my Sister’s car.

” Those people scared me.” said I- the former Mortician’s Apprentice, the writer of macabre, the woman who used to sit in the basement of a columbarium because it was warm down there and quiet.

” They are scary Anita. ” said my sister in a whisper. ” They are very, very scary. I should know. I do this all of the time.”

I backed away from my Sister and I was careful to not look her in the eye.

 

Next year I think I’ll stay home and skip the trip to the store. That experience unnerved me and no one should have to feel that kind of fear  with ” Frosty The Snowman ” playing endlessly from a two dollar Christmas card ( half off ) hidden on a picked over shelf of discounted Christmas Decorations.

 

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Daily Prompt: Retreat

 

 

 

My Top Three Christmas Movies

Our Random View: Christmas Countdown- Top Three Christmas Films

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I have watched this movie every year at Christmas after it came out in 2002.

It’s about Hope and Redemption.

It’s Bubba- Ho-Tep- and as far as I’m concerned it’s got the Christmas feeling down cold

 

 

#2

You know that feeling you get when you get a gift that you weren’t expecting and it turns out to be the best one of the lot? That’s what this episode of the Twilight Zone makes me feel.

The ending is just delicious.

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It has Ghosts, Fear, Death. It’s dark and the main character’s business partner supposedly just up and died for no reason ( Ha!).

Any CSI fan knows it probably wasn’t that simple.

At Any rate,  my favorite Christmas  movie of all time is

A Christmas Carol:

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