Have You Tried Hitting It With A Shovel?


When I was in High school my friend and I worked in the school library.

One of the librarians liked my friend- me not so much.

Anyway, one day my friend was showing us a Valentine Card that her boyfriend had given her and the Librarian – That-Did-Not- Like-Me said that my friend should put it in a photo album because ” true love never dies “.

I looked at the card and considered this.

” I’ll bet it does if you hit it in the head  with a shovel.”

My friend laughed.

The Librarian – Who-Did -Not- Like-Me said,

” You’re going to die alone Anita.”

True story.