Just Like Grandma

RDP Saturday: Kaleidoscope

Andrew Wyeth

The girl in the backseat of the Jeep had her forehead pressed against the window, but she wasn’t watching the view fly by.

Not that it wasn’t a nice view-the girl’ s family lived by the ocean and the drive up to the bluff where their family home was looked like something out of a commercial with people sitting on a porch in warm fuzzy sweaters with cups of steaming hot chocolate in their hands.

She sighed and when she did her Dad pounced on her heavy sigh with both feet. ” Just watch the attitude. I mean. it. ” he turned to her Mother who was driving and said. ” I swear to God she has your Mother’s big mouth. ”

Her Mother pounced on Dad’s barb- and thorny or not she landed on it with both feet. ” Oh sure. Blame it on my Mom. You know where she get’s that evil eye that she’s using on us right now? Well she got it from your Mother, Hombre. ”

The girl snickered and closed her eyes.

Hombre.

” Are you listening to us? ” her Father barked at his daughter. ” I swear to God, we need to get you a hearing aid because YOU CAN NEVER HEAR A DAMN THING WE SAY TO YOU. ”

” Listening to what? ” She did not point out that the entire Pacific Coastline could have heard the both of them.

” We’re talking about your awful attitude. ”

” Fine. I got it. I’m sorry. I’m listening. ”

The girl took a little inventory so as to better put her attitude in place.

First of all, her parents name her Idette. Second of all they named her Idette and thirdly ….they named her Idette. If you don’t think she was socially damned from the minute she was turned lose on the world then you have about as much good sense as Idette’s parents when it comes to naming children.

” At least try to not be so sour when we get to your Grandmother’s. Try to be pleasant. You’re on notice Idette Varraso. You had better not be a rude little beast.”

Idette watched the Full Moon sailing up into the sky and she didn’t sigh.

She did howl though, just a little and very softly.

49 Days To Halloween

Oscar Wilde had a point:

“Art, like nature, has her monsters.”

There 49 days left to Halloween, keep your eyes peeled for those monsters.

The Gardener’s Cottage

RDP Friday: Foreboding

Down the hill from my family home is a little storehouse called the Gardener’s  Cottage. Not that my family was ever in the position to have a full time live in gardener, that’s just what we called it.

The Gardener’s cottage.

For years and years it was covered with ivy and blackberry vines and you could smell the rat pee on hot days from yards away.

I was told there was probably still some furniture in there and maybe some pots and pans. But nothing of real value.

Left on it’s own, the  Cottage would have  eventually been crushed to death by all of the vines that had wrapped themselves around  it’s crumbling frame, but one Fourth of July – or maybe it was on a Labor Day my cousins were shooting off bottle rockets and it set the dry vines on fire.

My Grandfather was all for letting the fire burn itself out, but my Mom pointed out that the flames were more likely to spread and did he really want to be known as the man whose Grandchildren set the town on fire?

Did we really need anymore of those kinds of silly stories about our family floating around Mixie’s Diner or the social hour after Church on Sundays?

Grandfather guessed not, so the fire was put out and afterwards the Gardner’s Cottage – blackened and crumbling was left standing down the hill from our house.

 

Just before Halloween I decided to go and take a look at the Gardner’s Cottage, I had the idea I could take some pictures and maybe have them made into Halloween Cards.

So I grabbed my camera, whistled for my dog and off we went to create some Halloween art.

I came up behind the Cottage, the property behind it was smooth and the ground was even, there were patches of dull brown grass and rows of plum trees lined the property.

I walked around the edge of the yard, and avoided those dry dead patches of grass  but I kept my eye on them at the same time.

Of course the first thing I did was to poke my head through the doorway and even though I had heard that rats had taken over the house years ago, I didn’t see any rats, I didn’t smell rat pee in fact, the one room cottage was dry as a bone.

There was a small wooden table in the center of the room, there was a single wooden chair next to it. The chair was turned sideways like someone had pushed themselves away from the table in a hurry and forgot to push it back into place.

And there, just inside of the door hanging on a peg on the wall was an olive green worker’s jacket.

On the jacket’s front pocket was a little nametag, worn with age.  The name tag read:

Erasmus Fields

I reached out and touched the gritty, mildewed jacked and snatched my hand back.

The jacket was warm, the cottage itself was cool and dry but the jacket was warm.

I did not turn my back on the dark entrance way with the clear by dim view of the chair that had been hastily shoved away from the table. I didn’t take any pictures.

I whistled for my dog and jogged back up to the house and I wondered how long it would take for the vines to grow back and cover the Cottage.

I also wondered if there were anymore bottle rockets around.

 

 

 

 

 

 

50 Days To Halloween

There are 50 days left to Halloween and according to the Life Planning books I’ve read

you should always have a clear vision of what your end goal will look like.

I have mine.

Do you?