It’s time for a little word mash because it is:
Our instructions for Fibbing Friday ( In part, which is the best part )
Fib your socks off when answering the ten questions set below but remember, truth is not an option, whereas having fun is.
1. “A few sandwiches short of a picnic” — the stuff that builds up under those carnival rides that try to separate you guts from you body cavity.
2. “Bagsy” — and old person with a bad attitude.
3. “Bog-standard” — a reptile house used for temporary reptile housing can also be used for storing dry food stuffs.
4. “Budge up” — When one cleans the area under their bed after 10 years of not cleaning under one’s bed.
5. “Chinwag” — When a Chinese Crested ( canine ) is having a good day.
6. “Faff” — Smelly Intestinal issues caused by gluten free desserts.
7. “Full Monty” — An overloaded cat litter box.
8. “Give me a tinkle on the blower” — how one asks for you cat to give you a bloop on your nose.
9. “On it like a car bonnet” — What bugs say before they dive into your windshield.
10. “Tickety-boo” — What a bomb says when it had no intention of blowing up in your face at all.