Emily Post Is Barfing In Her Grave

Daily writing prompt:
How do you express your gratitude?

 

Emily Post (née Price; c. October 27, 1872 – September 25, 1960) was an American author, novelist, and socialite famous for writing about etiquette.

I noticed awhile ago that the Millennials  I work with do this:

They say ‘no worries’ instead of ‘you’re welcome’ to 1) show that doing a favor for someone doesn’t need to be a transactional thing and 2) that  they’re happy to help.”

What a bunch of bull. When I say thank you, I mean it. I’ve lived a life where it didn’t matter to anyone if I lived or died. I really am grateful when people help me out.

That stupid reason  for NOT saying ” you’re welcome ”  is was  why  I  now write everything in cursive at work and I keep faceless clocks at my work desk.

 

Call me an angry Gen X’r- go ahead. It’s true.

 

My friend was telling me that she and her grandchildren are tight and that her Millennial daughter can’t figure out why her young hip daughter  is so attached to her Boomer Grandma.

I told her I remember a comedian back in the 80’s who said something like, Grandparents and Grandkids get a long so great because they have a common enemy.

I didn’t look at my parents as enemies but the thing is, I thought they were kind of silly and boring.

Now my Grandparents- they were cool.

Because of my Grandparents,  I ran around saying things like ” The cat’s pajamas ” or  ” The Bees Knees ” and when people sell out I  find a way towork  in, ‘ There are no atheists in the foxholes ” I sang songs from the 20’s-40’s and I knew how to do the Charleston.

I knew what bootleggers were, I could play poker and shoot darts.

My Grandmothers could cook and bake from scratch- and my Grandfathers said that if I learned anything about cars , make sure I learned how to drive a car with a clutch.

My parents well, they were your pretty typical 1970’s suburbanites.

On the other hand, if I had said ‘ no worries’ when  my grandparents or parents  had said ” Thank you ” I probably would have been sent to my room with a copy of a book by Emily Post and I doubt if when I emerged from my room if I would have been as flip as I was before I went into it.

Emily Post (née Price; c. October 27, 1872 – September 25, 1960) was an American author, novelist, and socialite famous for writing about etiquette.

 

A Teenager In Love

WP Daily Prompt: What’s your definition of romantic?

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I was friends with a woman who wrote tons poetry ( Well, porn-etry ) about her new found love and well into her 60’s decided to take up rollerblading because she had found her ‘soul mate ‘ and she felt young again.

She told me about her new ‘wardrobe’ from Victoria Secret and the books of ” erotic art ‘ that they enjoyed together.

These were expensive books created by respected artists- she said.

She told me about the restaurants they explored together and how it felt like something as  simple as eating in an establishment that gave it’s younger patrons crayons to occupy themselves while they wait for their meal   felt like a golden adventure.

This, she told,  me was her enjoying ‘romance’ like a teenager.

The short of it is, in my mind what she described to me came down to Pizza and Porn and sitting around in her  underwear with her ‘soulmate’ so-

just as I was thinking she was a Dofus who was painting a picture of ‘true love’ worthy of being stamped on greeting card or turned into a lifetime movie it occurred to me, she really was enjoying romance like a teenager again.

I’d rather sit on  a beach at night and wait for a ghost ship to sail by, but that’s me and I am no teenager.